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Don't forget anything by Aukwind

 
Posted : 18/09/2009 4:16 pm
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I'm sitting outside a cafe in town, wiping tears from my eyes from reading this thread, so far nobody's noticed my total loss of composure. Brilliant thread, thank you, chappau!

 
Posted : 18/09/2009 4:21 pm
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Do not get in their way as they find it difficult to change direction once they get going and you don't want to be run over by a speeding puffin.

just imagine, it's bad enough being hit in the face by a bumblebee, just think what a half-pound of flaming puffin doing thirty knots would be like.

 
Posted : 18/09/2009 4:26 pm
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BBQ puffin? Do you need to use a skua?

 
Posted : 18/09/2009 4:30 pm
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CFH - that's got to be one of the worst jokes of all time

Perhaps they should build Pelican Crossings on St.Kilda?

 
Posted : 18/09/2009 4:32 pm
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Perhaps they should build Pelican Crossings on St.Kilda?

as there's no real roads, that would be Aukward.

 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:04 pm
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the island was named after a famous explorer called Stan who landed on the island on a night ride and did not have a Bastid light
so found a puffin and discovered if lit with a match would light his ride . but sadly the puffin died half way round the ride .

his mate was a rasta and coined the phrase Stan killda puffin in the cafe.

and the name stuck but was shortened by the cartographers later

Coat Hook Bye

 
Posted : 18/09/2009 8:54 pm
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This thread Rocs.

WOuld all those songs mentioned above be sung by Puff(in) Daddy?

 
Posted : 19/09/2009 8:44 am
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You're being silly now, it's time to Tern this thread around.

😉

 
Posted : 19/09/2009 9:27 am
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And I thought this thread was a variation on cartwheeling rally cars, burning ostriches and orange penguins with brooms.

Isn't a smoked Puffin a Shag?
😉

 
Posted : 19/09/2009 9:37 am
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