[Closed] setting light to puffins

Don't forget anything by Aukwind

I'm sitting outside a cafe in town, wiping tears from my eyes from reading this thread, so far nobody's noticed my total loss of composure. Brilliant thread, thank you, chappau!

Do not get in their way as they find it difficult to change direction once they get going and you don't want to be run over by a speeding puffin.

just imagine, it's bad enough being hit in the face by a bumblebee, just think what a half-pound of flaming puffin doing thirty knots would be like.

BBQ puffin? Do you need to use a skua?

CFH - that's got to be one of the worst jokes of all time

Perhaps they should build Pelican Crossings on St.Kilda?

Perhaps they should build Pelican Crossings on St.Kilda?

as there's no real roads, that would be Aukward.

the island was named after a famous explorer called Stan who landed on the island on a night ride and did not have a Bastid light
so found a puffin and discovered if lit with a match would light his ride . but sadly the puffin died half way round the ride .

his mate was a rasta and coined the phrase Stan killda puffin in the cafe.

and the name stuck but was shortened by the cartographers later

Coat Hook Bye

This thread Rocs.

WOuld all those songs mentioned above be sung by Puff(in) Daddy?

You're being silly now, it's time to Tern this thread around.

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And I thought this thread was a variation on cartwheeling rally cars, burning ostriches and orange penguins with brooms.

Isn't a smoked Puffin a Shag?
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