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[url= http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-%26-technology/science-is-fanny-central,-claims-professor-brian-cox-201102033510/ ]TOP scientists are nailing a load of fanny, according to dance-pop physicist Brian Cox.
Spiral galaxies will make women prowl around naked on all fours, says CoxThe TV professor believes there is still a preconception that science experts are unlikely to enjoy large amounts of debauched consequence-free sex with saucy girls from every corner of the globe.
Professor Cox said: "The amount of fanny I'm getting is mental.
"And I say that as someone who's used to thinking of things on a quantum scale. Seriously, I'm quite at home with the vastness of the universe, time, space etc. but if I start thinking about the sheer volume of hairy pie I'm tucking into, it properly does my head in.[/url]
Oh, and he's back on the tellybox tonight! Wooooo!