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Been browsing for a mail order bride, and saw the one above in a Russian catalogue. One problem seems to be that she doesn't have a passport at the moment.
So should I be concerned that she's only advertising herself to get a passport, or is there anything else I need to consider?
Is your wife in agreement or can you not hear her speaking from the patio?
PMSL 😀
no she been busy chatting with [s]fat bald overweight[/s] men and not got round to it.
how good is she in bed,an can she cook like a chef
She looks very trust-worthy.
mundiesmiester - Member
Is your wife in agreement or can you not hear her speaking from the patio?
Not from under the footings of the conservatory, no.
She's out of focus, you'll get a headache looking at her for too long
I ran a poll on this young 'filly'
Out of 294 respondents 83% replied 'Da!"
Slightly concerned that she looks identical to the wife I ordered last week. Maybe the large package waiting for me at the post office is a lot larger than I'd hoped for....
She seems to like older men, so I'll have her 🙂
I'd be a bit concerned about her smoking habit, personally. I wonder if she's into photography and computers?
bear in mind the OP has part of his brain missing... hopefully not the rumpy-pumpy part ?
i think it is simon.
Simon has great t*ts in that picture
All irony at the news item aside, a mate of mine returned from backpacking round Europe with a Russian bride.
The day she qualified for a UK passport he returned home from work to a house that was completely empty apart from a letter from her solicitors. Which he read with the policeman who had come round to investigate the allegations of domestic abuse she had made against him.
It was tricky being supportive without using the phrase "No 5h1t sherlock!"
swadey, you owe me a coffee! PMSL
she smokes so prolly stinks as well, 1/2 price , haggle.good luck.
All irony at the news item aside, a mate of mine returned from backpacking round Europe with a Russian bride.The day she qualified for a UK passport he returned home from work to a house that was completely empty apart from a letter from her solicitors. Which he read with the policeman who had come round to investigate the allegations of domestic abuse she had made against him.
It was tricky being supportive without using the phrase "No 5h1t sherlock!"
How did it pan out?
Is that dress real tiger?
Is that dress real tiger?
No, & the beaver probably isn't either
hairychested - next time you are around Ilkeston....
hora - fairly standard divorce, no idea - or desire to know - what became of her, he is now happily married to a farmers daughter from down the road and has two lovely kids.
simonfbarnes - Member
bear in mind the OP has part of his brain missing... hopefully not the rumpy-pumpy part ?
Definately not SfB!
The company have been really keen to try & get this young lady sold, so much so that they've offered me flights to & from Moscow for a free test weekend. Sadly offer came in too late for this weekend so booked for next weekend instead.
Sounds like a good deal. Just send her the $300 for her foreign passport application, $800 for the flight, $200 for a suitcase, $150 for food for her mother while she's away and $80 for a catsitter, and I'm sure she will show up on your doorstop bright and early next Monday.
(In a professional capacity, I used to have to take calls from various men that had been fleeced by people pretending to be buxom young girls wanting to be whisked away from Zheleznogorsk for the bright lights of Northampton and the glamour of life as a sweaty 50 year old divorce's bride. I didn't have a lot of patience for them but didn't let it show).