[Closed] rules for when the mrs joins the forum

You've told your missus about [b][i][u]The Forum[/b][/i][/u]! That's like letting her have keys to the shed.

Your life here is over.

My advice would be to make sure you never know her username.

Edit: - better still, change yours and don't tell her what it is.

This thread is useless without pics.

Bad move phil!

It's over for you now, jump on the what tyre for threads and pretend your talking about bikes...

Hmmm, there's time to set up a parallel world where people are nice, talk about bikes and don't fantasise about womens bits all the time... You may even get a wider audience 🙂

Don't let her know that if she clicks on the word" member" next to your username she can instantly see all your forum history in one go. That would be bad.

Ah, you'll be alright, she has a sense of humour.

Double post.

(if you're reading this, get back to the kitchen woman!)

Brave, She's not here yet I take it, 😀

 

Does she know of your alter ego Elfinsafety ?

how can an imaginary "wife" have it's own login...i mean c'mon you having a SO is a bit hard to swallow

😉

that's another question, Mods - am I allowed to be mysogamathingy towards mrsconsequence?

equally, is she allowed to be anti-wimminz? it's very rare i get to express mysogamathingy views in real life as she's first to say it 8)

Why does she want to go on a forum populated almost entirely by men anyway?

I'd keep an eye on her if I were you Phil.

I was expecting this to be rules for the rest of the forum, like "no hanging your tongue out" etc?

This thread is useless without pics.

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now she's met TSY, torm and C_G she felt like she had to join the forum!

for the doubters..
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proof she's real:

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I'M HERE!!!!!

You don't have to behave Philly - I know about your sexy parties on here.

I'm most fearful that I'll end up having a massive argument with someone like I did the last time I joined then left a forum.... But I do demand that you support me in everything I say on here Phil!

I don't think I'll be on here too much Philly don't worry - you'll always have the netbook in an evening whilst I'm watching quality TV and Orange wont let me view the website on my phone because it has adult content 😐

(p.s. Love the Mr and Mrs LOL cats)

by quality TV... you mean rubbish yah?

i'll give you a run down of who to avoid tonight... after i've convinced you its a lovely evening and we should ride to jos and back or something 😛

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*waves*

[i]Philly[/i]

even a pet name, this is perfect.

Is his last name "Delphia"?

we must crack her log in password think of the fun we can have flirting with phily

Cougar IIRC his surname is Mayole

IGMC

You talked about STW? I thought that broke the first rule...

doesnt logging out and then logging in a again as your "wife" get a bit tedious. Especially when you're ostensibly trying to have a sequential conversation? Or do you have two computers next to each other? 😈

Separate browsers Stoner. You'll be able to tell who is using Internet Explorer by the angry nature of the posts.

if i was that sneaky then i'd be sensible enough to refer to myself as "mysexgod" or "mrbigbrainbiggermalechicken" in a made up ladies posts instead of "philly" which i'm not keen on and she's somehow got her friends calling me it too!

still being called philly is better than the various nicknames based on my surname thats for sure.

Is your surname Fuffermurcker?

its obvious its McAfferty!

Or is it McCrackin?

Or Din
or Dover

YerBoots

Your wife is joining us?

I say.....
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is your surname

"mabits"?

Arup?

i have the same surname as another forum member, an england rugby player from years ago, a film director, a car designer and a game on the x-box live system.

Anne Thropic....

Harmonica..... 😉

surprised my clues haven't given it away...

I'm most fearful that I'll end up having a massive argument with someone like I did the last time I joined then left a forum

..... Styne 🙂

...Buster 🙂

i'm seriously doubting her commitment to this forum, she's been home about 15 minutes and hasn't even hinted at wanting to check it...

even worse, she's in the kitchen cooking a pie.... and its not for me.

i am disappoint.

I am pieeater. I eat pie. 😛

DD has it 😆

hang on... are you referring to mrsconsequences poor woman skills or my surname?

Amazing what a carefully placed apostrophe can do...

I was of course referring to your surname. 😛

No pie for you tonight? 😉

Don't be shy, show us yer....

This is fav thread so far this year 😀

i've not used one of these for ages

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I don't think I'll be as much of a forum hog as you Phil - you're now watching my brilliant TV and I'm on here!!!

Pook - I love the ancient drawing, those are the kind of sexy parties I think Phil has whilst I am out....

It was steak and mushroom pie - you don't like mushrooms! I put the washing down, I is a good woman 🙂 Mmm pie pie pie

you should see the kind of sexy parties i have when you're not looking it's the kind of hardcoresupersex that alan partridge would be scared of 😆

well done on the washing, tonight you have been a good example of a kitchencreature.

First things first...

'Do you?'

Welcome to mrsconsequence! The STW guys take no prisoners but I reckon you'll sort them out just fine. 😀

They love us girlies on here. 🙄

and to think you are in possession of her box* 😯

*tupperware

mrsconsequence - welcome.
You do realise that your social life is well and truely over. Also none of us ride bikes.

Don't mention pie to mr bunnyhop, he's from Wigan, its their staple diet, oooh and beer.

So... does it bother you that I had my nuts in your mrs box today??

if your keys are in the bowl then there's nothing i can do or say

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hang on.... i know you forgot your underwear at work, does tupperware really work as a substitute?

Lol at TSY. 😆