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Honestly, it shouldn't be too hard to find the culprit should it...?
Just for once you want to hire a shit detective .
Just for once you want to hire a shit detective .
Hercubicle Poirot?
Magnum, w.c.
Jim Rockford with the RockPoo Piles?
Petrosmelli
Hill Street Poos.
Pan der Valk
Columbowl?
Piss Marple
Inspector Noremorse, and his sidekick Poowis.
Scooby Doo-Doo
Clagney and Lacey
No-Shit Sherlock?
Captain Dobey
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Rimspector Gadshit
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The Sweetcorney
EDIT: I don't think they like that one.
Smelly Savalas as Kojak
...must stop...hurts too much...
pahahahahah
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Inspector Poo-saw surely?
It's a Father Brown Mystery
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Chodfael
Ironshite
I feel I have to resurrect this.
We've had a phantom fouler in the bogs at my work for a while: poo on the seat, blood on the cubicle doors (!), but I think today was a new low.
I pulled a length of toilet paper from the dispenser to find it ALREADY HAD SHITE ON IT. From the starfish shaped crinkling around the smudge, it looks like someone has poked the paper between their disgusting cheeks, then rolled it back into the dispenser.
Planning to let 'office services' know in the morning, but I'm struggling to believe it myself. 10/10 for originality, I suppose.
A lot of loo paper is made from recycled materials..
