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Hi,
I've met a girl and fancy taking her out on a date with a difference, but I'm stuck for ideas.
When I was in Oz I went skinny dipping at night in a national park with a 14 foot fence to keep people out- very memorable.
When I was in Edinburgh I jumped into a garden with a girl before realizing we couldn't get out again the way we got in, then I realized the garden backed on to an embassy and got very worried, very quickly.
However, I'm in Nottingham, its too cold for skinny dipping and there are laws against trespassing down here. The best I can come up with is a champagne picnic in W****** park at night when the deer are roaming, and thats a bit dull.
Any suggestions?
Shoplifting
Too Illegal, but thanks 🙂
Bike ride on a footpath...
Sodomy?
Burnouts in Tesco car park?
Bus Surfing?
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it's fun to teach her to drive if she can't already, i especially like the her sitting on my lap version, or the going really fast and giving her the wheel options. oddly i was inspired by a bruce springsteen song abut him and his dad doing this. breaking into places is always fun there's load of amazing old buildings to do this in in london, not sure about nottingham. drugs also are fun (so i'm told).
but i think you already lost out cos you are planning it, and spontaneity is the key. just be your nervous, awkward honest self and she'll love you.
Joy riding.
Cow tipping.
Lucky you weren't eaten buy a salty 😯
Rohypnol..........
Go out dressed up as a sailor. Illegal under the Seamen’s and Soldiers’ False Characters Act of 1906.
But be careful; you might get £500 fine or a month in prison. Plus be at risk of being buggered by another randy matelot (which was illegal until 1967, and may still be illegal since the Wolfenden Report only specifically aloowed it between consenting males over 21).
Surprise her by dressing up?
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She can drive, and seemed totally unphased by my driving.
I'm liking the bus surfing best so far.:-)
I've had with a very sensible girlfriend/ wife for the last 3 and a 1/2 years who seem to have beaten some of the spontaneity out of me. The other problem is I haven't been anywhere dodgy for ages.
She does seem to have some good stories about dressing up, but I think those are a costume too far- Great picture though!
I'd go garden creeping, pretend you're 13 again, have a snog under a tree or in someone's shed.
Sit in the first class carriage of a train
Well thats about the craziest I have done lately
Doggin is great fun and with the milder weather a lot more pleasurable .
Bring her to Dubai and snog her somewhere in public, or for maximum effect take it all the way on a beach.
How old is she? plenty of things are illegal if she is underage
Mmm, shes min her mid twenties, so probably of an age to do most things now
Go out for a meal and leg it before paying the bill. If the date is going very wrong , leave her there. If the date's going well get her to leg it too.
Prolly worth having a wad of cash on you in case they catch you.
snog in various outragously busy public places
law courts
tesco supermarket queue
in a bus queue
make an appointment with a bank manager and snog in front of him, them leave
swimming pool
How old is she? plenty of things are illegal if she is underage
isn't child abuse hilarious ?
Given what I've heard about the numbers of police on the streets in Nottingham at the moment, good luck.
nottingham? dress up in green tights and a hat with a feather in it. Shoot arrows at the sheriff.
Shoot arrows at the sheriff.
While singing that well known Bob Marley classic.
take her up the oxo tower
I want to know how/why jonv knows that dressing up as a sailor is illegal. I think we should be told...
Beat up a tramp or urinate in that water feature on the Market square, you could do both together.
Did you shag her on the first date?
Go to Tescos in your pyjamas.
Bang her back doors in - Its illegal isn't it?
graffiti?
It needs to be spontaneous and done in a " ah **** it" spirit. You cannot plan to do something like that - you just look an arse
BBQ a Swan together
brake into well just just over the fence at nottingham castle after hours pretty nice park surrounding it and a good view from the top. an the few times we've done it theres no real chance of actually getting caught. unless your a numpty when climbing over the fence
Why don't you take an absolute shed-load of mind-altering drugs. Both illegal and bloody great fun! 😀
Walk round Derby in a Forest kit...
Suicide pact - that should test whether she's really into you!
Walk through St Annes shouting "You're all a bunch of ...."
Not illegal but I suspect the adrenaline rush from the result may be what you are after!
I think Mandog is onto something - take her somewhere nice...
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I'm liking the Nottingham castle fence, wheres the easiest entrance? Some of the walls look, well like proper castle walls and the gate house looks tough. Its just next to BZR which did triples for £3 last time I was there, should be good for some dutch courage:)
Not sure I can run fast enough to remember why I'm in A&E If I tried the St Annes Suggestion. I live in Sneinton, maybe I should just try that on the way home one night. My mate did get a serious handbagging off some one for throwing chips at some girls on our way through Sneinton one night.
badger baiting
How about taking her to watch a spot of bare knuckle fighting?
In my student days I scaled Green's Windmill vanes and the sandstone cliff by the castle to get in to Mortimer's hole for a laugh. Used to have a wander round the Raleigh site and Players too, but they're all flats and houses now. How about an explore of the railway tunnel under Victoria Centre.
Take her to an anti war protest in London, ideally within 300 yards of the Blair residence.
Heavy pet in a public swimming pool.
"Surprise" sex?
go to a restaurant and do a runner.
go to a big multiplex cinema when its not too busy. Spend 1/2 hour in the film then move to another. See how many screens you can do.
go shopping in town with the mission 'who can steal the funniest thing'. It only counts if the other person doesn't see. If caught just plead accidental a la Richard Madley.
add mind altering drugs for the extra edge. Who can spike who with what without them knowing is good too.