[Closed] Rather personal! So, how often do you 'get some action'?

It's called an "interval"? I thought it was terminal... 🙁

Single and have had none yet so far this year, despite being up to date 4 with one girl

Think I may pop soon

Think I may pop soon

self administered pressure release protocol required.

a lot less often than we would openly admit is my guess

I wonder if you'll get any serious replies.... 😀

Where's Hora?

Got that stoner

I'll be back in a minute

Mine was serious!

Is there a normal?

Anyway 4x a week, twice when he's out on his bike and twice when he thinks she's out running.

Sorry but someone had to say it.

[i]I'll be back in a minute [/i]

Why do it twice?

Why do it twice?

Powerflush

There's a fair backlog

I'm a bit confused, why would she want to have sex? She's already got 2 kids, whats the point?

when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much....

[quote=Houns ]Single and have had none yet so far this year, despite being up to date 4 with one girl

4 dates in 7 days is some going!

Hora can't reply as he's busy beating them off with a shitty stick. When your phallus is internationally renowned for its beauty, its the price you pay.

We all have our crosses to bear

Current GF (early days), 2-3 times whenever we see one another (in private, obvs.) which is 2-3 times a week. So not less than 4 and up to about 9 times a week.

Last LTR, average 4 times a week after 2 years.

Last marriage, ~3 times a month.

There's a moral to this post. 😉

[i]There's a moral to this post.[/i]

Never believe anything anyone posts on this sort of thread?

that's the bonus of imaginary girlfriends, you can generally make them do anything 😉

Hora can't reply as he's busy beating them off with a shitty stick. When your phallus is internationally renowned for its beauty, its the price you pay.

We all have our crosses to bear

His is cross shaped?

Woody Allen film (can't remember which) the councilor asked the same question
Him: Hardly ever, maybe only two or three times a week.
Her: All the time, at least twice, maybe even three times a week.

I am an afleete dis year, so I is goin fool sellybut for maximumus power.
I wull post en updat on teh realationships stateuss l8trz 🙂

Annie Hall

Living in sin for 8 years, 2 kids aged 2 and 3 (13 months between them).

After the first was born thought I'd never have sex again. 5 months later found out she was pregnant again (planned but not that soon!).

After the second was born too terrified to contemplate having sex ever again just in case.

8-12 months after second was born started getting some sleep so we had the occasional knee trembler.

12-18 months after the second was born actually started enjoying it again as the terror of more pregnancy had abated somewhat.

18 months after the second was born to present day, it's been getting fairly regular. That is - more than we've been used to for some time, but not as much as when we were courting.

I'm getting some now.
I'd send a pic, but all of my appendages are in use at the mo.

"get some action" go on what's that then?

Over 10 years married with 3 children. Every other day give or take. I would prefer more often, but this is how often Mrs Tootired likes to - sex most often instigated by her. Happens more frequently on holiday - as we are both less tired then.

I could bullsh1t but it wouldn't change the facts...

Are there any links to funny (but related) Youtube videos ?

Are there any links to funny (but related) Youtube videos ?

My latest lady has a "no cameras in the bedroom" rule... I'll set up my GoPro and see what I can come up with 😉

^^. I will send some links later - when I have pixelated the milkmans face...

Sorry following on from Davesport not Shibboleth...

When I had my snip back in Nov they said up to 35 money shots before the tubes are purged.

That should coincide nicely with my lads going off to Uni. 😐

[quote=tootired said]Sorry following on from Davesport not Shibboleth...

Too late, Shib's left the house with a baseball bat. Off to see the milky.

When I snap my fingers at the gigolo. 😉

It's my birthday in April - I can hardly contain myself 😉

[i]my lads going off to Uni[/i]

is this some sort of euphamism?

"not now love, my lads are going off to uni"

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. Married 2 years ago. When we first started dating we were at it like rabbits but that was as much down to us both being at Uni and sharing a house. Not long after marriage it seemed to tail off to a couple of times a week. Now she's pregnant we seem to have gone back to our student days again. Clearly this isn't gong to last so I shall make hay while the sun shines.

Now she's pregnant we seem to have gone back to our student days again.

You bar-steward! My wife is currently pregnant too, but has really bad morning sickness (and has had for the last 10+weeks), so I've not been allowed near her in case the movement makes her vomit again 🙁

Yup in my experience when they're pregnant they can't get enough of it. Make the most of it.

Tootired is the winner amongst the married with children division.

8 years married, 4 and a 6 year old and once to twice a week is where I'm at taking tiredness, working away etc into account; I'm privy to alot of my wife's friends conversations when they're round and by all accounts I don't do bad 😯

Married 32 years, still at it twice a week and most days on holiday. And in 5 months time I'll be shagging a granny 😯

Perhaps frequency over quality - from my part of the act anyway...

I just asked my wife and she says less often than I thought - TBH I don't think she always wakes up.

This could be my thread without the "often" in the title

LOLing at this

A proper lady never says, right?

LOLing at this

A proper lady never says, right?

I dunno, has anyone checked Mumsnet? 😛

more than some, and not as much as others........ 8)

. And in 5 months time I'll be shagging a granny

been doing that for the last 3 yrs............... 😯

We would rather tickle each others feet...

Been together 20 years now. Should have paced ourselves in those early years 😉

Probably the inverse of what Dancake said - been together 6 months 😉

Less often than some of you, and much less often than others.

A sex therapist realized that people often lie about the
frequency of their encounters, so he devised a test to tell for
certain how often someone had sex.

To prove his theory, he filled up an auditorium with people, and went
down the line asking each person to smile. Using the size of the
person’s smile, the therapist was able to guess accurately how often
each person had sex. The last man in line was grinning from ear to
ear.

“Twice a day,” the therapist guessed, but was surprised when the man
said no. “Once a day, then?” Again the answer was no. “Twice a week?”

“No.”

“Twice a month?”

“No.”

When the doctor asked, “Once a year?” the man finally said yes.

The therapist was angry that his theory hadn’t worked with this
individual, and he asked the man, “What the heck are you so happy
about?”

The man answered, “Tonight’s the night!!!!”

JEngledow - Member

You bar-steward! My wife is currently pregnant too, but has really bad morning sickness (and has had for the last 10+weeks), so I've not been allowed near her in case the movement makes her vomit again

I hate to be the one to tell you but I think your doing it wrong, but quite how you made her pregnant through oral I'll never know 😉

@ Northwind

HAHAHAH.

I'm 19 and my fiance is 20, I don't really need to say any more, you've all been there 😉

Rather ride my bike, alot filthier than Mrs C would ever get

Does a five knuckle shuffle count?

Don't Believe Everything you Think

@ Northwind

HAHAHAH.

I'm 19 and my fiance is 20, I don't really need to say any more, [b]you've all been there[/b]

Married 19 years.
Kids - 16 & 13.
Probably once a week, except when the painters are in. 😛
I still have the occasional uummmmm....... "vigorous wash" in the shower too! 😀
Are GoPros waterproof??

I dunno, has anyone checked Mumsnet?

NO CHANCE IM GOING OVER THERE TO ASK!!!

Let's just say that the current frequency is not good.

I have not had sex since 2010. It's only 2020 now though so I cannot complain 😀

Quality over quantity 😈

Does a five knuckle shuffle count?

It is only proper sex if there isn't anyone else in the room. It would be a bit kinky with someone else there - right?

Hmmm... possibly, whats her name?

Married 19 years with a 16 year old...cops are on their way round Neil!

You know, life doesn't sound THAT bad after marriage and 2 kids from your reportings guys...:-)

35 goes to purge the tubes after the snip ? I had mine on the 21st of December, I reckon I can knock that off by the end of Jan. So to speak.

Very good!

ciderinsport - Member
It's my birthday in April - I can hardly contain myself
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Together 18 years, 2 kids, 9 and 6. I reckon we get there roughly every 28 days, when her hormones overcome our mutual exhaustion. 🙁

I'm 19 and my fiance is 20, I don't really need to say any more, you've all been there

She has a thing about mtbers then?

Mrs FH is at Yoga at present she's been going for a while but I'm yet to find out the benefits of her new found flexibility.

Lets just say I have put strobe lighting in the bedroom just to make it look like she moves. Married, kids 18 and 9. Been there twice 🙄

By my maths, thrustyjust should be getting lucky any time now?

Best form of contraception going..... a marriage license.

Cant find the plug for the lighting, so nope 🙄

Mrs FH yoga teacher a bit hunky?