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Cable tied squares of polythene over the tops of 8ft stakes.
Got a parking ticket cancelled 🙂
Bought a pork pie in a pub for £2.25 that was so big I had to share it with two ride buddies. (Third was a veggie, luckily)
Partially flooded a Travelodge.
Scooped a fledgling blue tit off the pavement in my Panama hat and hid it in a bush.
Bought another 116 acres of cider orchard for a client.
Suggested to an old lady that she should tuck her breasts back into her nightie and do the buttons up.
Considered, not for the first time, taking up archery.
stuck a pin in my foot deliberatly
Told a colleague that her (augmented last year) boobs looked magnificent.
attended a meeting on bikinis and swimwear
Radiographed a Peregrine Falcon.
Climbed over a roof.
Got pecked by a swan and took it as a sign of affection
Met the dude we use as The Face Of The University on all our publications, at his graduation. He had no idea, and was a wee bit taken aback when I showed him the prospectus and said we printed 100000 of these with your mug on it. 10 out of 10 for observation chief.
Going to Crystal Maze (the game show thing), heard it's supposed to be good.
Great fun. 😀
Helped some teenagers put out a small fire from a barbecue that had got out of hand. I still can't work out if they lit it as a prank or just stumbled on someone else's abandoned stupidity.