Just ask "What would Donald do?".
Just ask “What would Donald do?”.
I don't see how being urinated on by Russian prostitutes would solve the dilemma.
How about paying them $130k?
Maybe simplest just to leave the cake out so those who want it and are allowed to eat it can help themselves? If causing offence is a concern, you could put a flag on it saying “for Christians only” or similar.
As an atheist, I'm offended at your Christian-only cake.
Is Angel cake the one that’s Christian only?
Cthulhu cake FTW!!
Bollocks! Why didn't that work?
Here a cake link instead
Just say 'cake here, eat it now or after dark when your'e eating everything else'.
Easy.
Cake? Treats? They should be buying you presents on a daily basis.
I used to give my form a joke or a little song.
Year 8 as I teach 11-18 KS3/4 and A’ level physics/chem, maths and grudgingly biology.
Went down a treat.
Muslim children took the packets home while others ate theirs at the back while watching newsround.