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[Closed] Quiz time! When will my Yodel delivery arrive?

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I’m at home all day, 2 or 3 others around the house so the doorbell WILL be heard. What time will my delivery from Plant X arrive and where around the house/garden will it be?


 
Posted : 06/03/2019 9:22 am
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4.30 on Friday, 3 streets away, in the wheelie bin.


 
Posted : 06/03/2019 9:30 am
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They’ve already been.


 
Posted : 06/03/2019 9:30 am
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What time will my delivery from Plant X arrive

Let me guess - a pair of secateurs for 5p and 10 bags of fertilizer you didn't really need to get up to the free postage limit?


 
Posted : 06/03/2019 9:32 am
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Far worse. And what is even worse I forgot to order gt85 or socks or a million things I could have got for 50p.


 
Posted : 06/03/2019 9:37 am
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I will guess that it will ring about 10 minutes after the other people in the house have gone out and just as you are enjoying "a moment of quiet contemplation" (Sudoku optional) during the early afternoon.


 
Posted : 06/03/2019 9:37 am
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You **** over Sudoku?! Sick bastard.


 
Posted : 06/03/2019 9:40 am
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 the doorbell WILL be heard

err only if it actually gets pressed

so no, it won't be heard 😉

next year is an olympic year, so the sprinters will be in training. yodel delivery drivers should enter.  drop the "you were not in" card, and run away as fast as possible.

It'll be delivered to somewhere and someone else. The challenge is to find out where. You will need more clues than what's written on the delivered note.


 
Posted : 06/03/2019 9:41 am
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Put a map up of the local area and we can play 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey' style of game,now where will it be??? 'In the bin,three streets away,who knows,but youll guarantee the doorbell wont ring and yourll be told theyve already been via txt sms,Goodluck Op!!


 
Posted : 06/03/2019 9:51 am
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Apparently 8 stops before me.


 
Posted : 06/03/2019 9:58 am
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Just when you've started squeezing one out...


 
Posted : 06/03/2019 10:03 am
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That worked when my Jekyll was about to be delivered. Only the first time that bike gave me a brown stain in the undercrackers.


 
Posted : 06/03/2019 10:05 am
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Soooo excited!
https://flic.kr/p/RiayR6


 
Posted : 06/03/2019 10:38 am
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Its here. Its what I ordered. The driver knew the house and one of the guys who lives here is drinking buddy of his.
Anticlimax.


 
Posted : 06/03/2019 11:04 am
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Posted : 06/03/2019 11:14 am
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🙂


 
Posted : 06/03/2019 11:16 am
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Feeling down so I decided to fit my purchases before popping out for a ride with considerably less worn tyres on the commuter.

In the box
https://flic.kr/p/24sXdFF

On the bike
https://flic.kr/p/24sXdVP
https://flic.kr/p/SWgk7m

Who needs skinwalls!


 
Posted : 07/03/2019 11:48 am
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Ooh pretty tyres


 
Posted : 07/03/2019 12:31 pm
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Cheap tyres! I feel like a child again. Just waiting for a mate to arrive we are off for a small pub tour, so I may have a beer. Starting at the Plough at Long Wittenham.


 
Posted : 07/03/2019 12:40 pm