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Posted : 10/02/2009 12:05 pm
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Posted : 10/02/2009 12:09 pm
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eve's hot 8)


 
Posted : 10/02/2009 12:13 pm
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If Eve thinks she's the only human in existence why has she got her chuffed hidden?


 
Posted : 10/02/2009 12:22 pm
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I am fairly sure i am straight and like ladies. But i think if i had been wandering around a jungle for months and bumped into that lady then in my "oh hell, a lady?!" awkwardness, i could probably manage to come across as the camper than a row of Brownies too.


 
Posted : 10/02/2009 12:31 pm
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If Eve thinks she's the only human in existence why has she got her chuffed hidden?

At first I thought it was a very unkempt chuff 🙂


 
Posted : 10/02/2009 12:32 pm
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Re my **yikes!** above: I can't believe that the four letter word beginning with H that is the opposite of Heaven gets swear filtered!

Just in case you thought i was getting all potty-mouthed and that...


 
Posted : 10/02/2009 12:33 pm
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[i]At first I thought it was a very unkempt chuff [/i]

Me too so I was relieved somewhat.


 
Posted : 10/02/2009 12:33 pm
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I think the answer to the what if question is: Homosexuals are an abomination. Apparently. So God would probably have scratched his head and wondered what went wrong, before dispatching an angel to murder Adam....the whole unfortunate episode would be airbrushed from the bible and homosexuality would never ever rear its ugly head again.

Oh wait...........


 
Posted : 10/02/2009 12:35 pm
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The thought that Adam was "good with colours" is probably preferable to the prospect of the human race flourishing as a result of the only available genes - Adam, Eve and their children - mixing up.

No wonder we're all screwed.


 
Posted : 10/02/2009 12:38 pm
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It was not the 'brazilian' rainforest - that lady def needs a razor


 
Posted : 10/02/2009 12:43 pm
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Typical southern mtb-er


 
Posted : 10/02/2009 12:44 pm
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Homosexuals are an abomination. Apparently

Female genitalia also, hence the virgin birth and various other weird and wonderful explanations of babies being born without using the birth canal.


 
Posted : 10/02/2009 12:46 pm
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errm, sufer I'm not sure anyone suggested that Jesus didn't arrive via a birth canal just that no-one else had been there first.


 
Posted : 10/02/2009 12:48 pm
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The lady in question could have been a dyke ??


 
Posted : 10/02/2009 12:48 pm
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[i]Female genitalia also, hence the virgin birth [/i]

Virgin referred to unmarried not unpoked.


 
Posted : 10/02/2009 12:49 pm
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errm, sufer I'm not sure anyone suggested that Jesus didn't arrive via a birth canal just that no-one else had been there first.

An only child?


 
Posted : 10/02/2009 12:49 pm
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[i]It was not the 'brazilian' rainforest - that lady def needs a razor [/i]

How could you tell?


 
Posted : 10/02/2009 12:50 pm
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Virgin referred to unmarried not unpoked.

In the literal Hebrew interpretation yes however the Christian interpretation was virgin.


 
Posted : 10/02/2009 12:52 pm
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[i]In the literal Hebrew interpretation yes however the Christian interpretation was virgin. [/i]

So which one was first?


 
Posted : 10/02/2009 12:56 pm
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Neither. The bible is literally the word of god. There is no interpreting it. Just do what it says and you'll get to heaven.

Where no doubt there will be an abundance of hard drugs, booze and hot sex.


 
Posted : 10/02/2009 1:02 pm
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A very stereo typical view of how gay men react and look,perhaps you should come out more GNARgnar,
Hey but very funny.


 
Posted : 10/02/2009 1:28 pm