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Doctor Who?


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 1:45 pm
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Pretentious? Moi?


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 2:25 pm
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"He vanished with a puff"
"They put the willies up each other"
"Haaayyy..."

And my personal favourite

"What daughter?"


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 2:33 pm
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It was a shit zoo


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 2:34 pm
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you shouldve seen the monkey trying to put the cork back in

Jeez, that takes me back a few years. I was about 8 last time I heard that.

It was a shit zoo
And buggerit, I got through 3 pages, ready to post... and saw that.

"No, but I've told a pig to **** off"


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 2:42 pm
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"I don't know, but his face rings a bell"
followed by
"I don't know, but he's a dead ringer his brother"


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 2:44 pm
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Ni Hi was in the Van by the cafe that day as he wasn't feeling very well.


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 2:47 pm
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if 10 doesn't get rid of the taste, nothing will.


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 2:49 pm
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.....says thanks for the new ears.


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 2:51 pm
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No, but I've been swung by the tits once or twice


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 2:55 pm
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"oh, it still eats everything it can get it hands on, but ever since the incident with the pool ball it's learnt to measure it first."

or

"I know, it's magnificent isn't it!"

or
"that's alright for you, I couldn't even get onto the ****ing bed"


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 2:56 pm
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- Aye lad, but your mother's been spoilt


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 2:57 pm
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"... because Hans that do dishes be as soft as Jervais with my green hairy-lip squid"

AND

"... my God , co-pilot, that was a short runway - but have you seen how ****ing wide it is?"


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 3:02 pm
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The coffin stopped.


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 3:10 pm
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'And chucked out the Mexican!'
Brian Glover, sadly missed...

Indeed.


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 3:18 pm
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My Mom.

In a regular show style ....

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Posted : 23/08/2013 3:25 pm
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Would that be Falkirk High or Falkirk Grahamston ?


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 11:02 pm
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I left my balls in Vietnam.


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 11:11 pm
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No, just come in your pants


 
Posted : 24/08/2013 12:53 am
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A stick


 
Posted : 24/08/2013 12:59 am
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Watch pr0n and eat wotsits


 
Posted : 24/08/2013 1:13 am
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DIE HERETIC!!!


 
Posted : 24/08/2013 1:16 am
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"No, it's just frost on my moustache"


 
Posted : 24/08/2013 1:19 am
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"I think it's the cobbles dear."

"I get bonus notches"


 
Posted : 24/08/2013 9:03 am
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One tomato said to the other "ketchup!"


 
Posted : 24/08/2013 9:15 am
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Well keep your eye on the referee because someone is beating the crap out of me


 
Posted : 22/08/2014 10:23 pm
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"There's no need to rush love - he's got to have a s**t first"

"I'm not a real welder"

"Right lads ! Tea breaks over - back on yer eads"


 
Posted : 22/08/2014 10:48 pm
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Some c..t from Wrexham


 
Posted : 22/08/2014 11:28 pm
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Miss, My Dad said it'll take that contageous


 
Posted : 23/08/2014 12:02 am
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Gone ! But not for Cotton


 
Posted : 23/08/2014 12:03 am
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It's a lemon entry, my dear Watson.


 
Posted : 23/08/2014 12:12 am
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Absinthe makes the farts go Honda


 
Posted : 23/08/2014 12:17 am
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Huts, oh naval huts
Cavalry take em and they cover em in chocolate


 
Posted : 23/08/2014 12:18 am
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.....they put the left leg in, and that's when the trouble started.

Oh, sorry, I thought you said "goats".


 
Posted : 23/08/2014 12:50 am
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"Hang on I'll just go and check" ...... BANG!!!!


 
Posted : 23/08/2014 12:59 am
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"Tzar chasm is the Maoist form of wit"


 
Posted : 23/08/2014 1:26 am
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"All the best ones Argon"


 
Posted : 23/08/2014 7:02 am
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There's 20 of them!

A dead epileptic.

(two of my favourites)


 
Posted : 23/08/2014 7:30 am
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Then a cyclops comes round the corner and hits her.


 
Posted : 23/08/2014 10:08 am
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and that's the last time I show my cock to a priest


 
Posted : 23/08/2014 10:58 am
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I am a country member


 
Posted : 23/08/2014 3:25 pm
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Bob.


 
Posted : 23/08/2014 3:38 pm
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"like a one eyed mouse ... weeping"


 
Posted : 23/08/2014 4:53 pm
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Not everyone has been up the Eiffel Tower.


 
Posted : 23/08/2014 4:55 pm
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Your Mrs will always blow your bonus.


 
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