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Pretentious? Moi?
"He vanished with a puff"
"They put the willies up each other"
"Haaayyy..."
And my personal favourite
"What daughter?"
It was a shit zoo
you shouldve seen the monkey trying to put the cork back in
Jeez, that takes me back a few years. I was about 8 last time I heard that.
And buggerit, I got through 3 pages, ready to post... and saw that.It was a shit zoo
"No, but I've told a pig to **** off"
"I don't know, but his face rings a bell"
followed by
"I don't know, but he's a dead ringer his brother"
Ni Hi was in the Van by the cafe that day as he wasn't feeling very well.
if 10 doesn't get rid of the taste, nothing will.
.....says thanks for the new ears.
No, but I've been swung by the tits once or twice
"oh, it still eats everything it can get it hands on, but ever since the incident with the pool ball it's learnt to measure it first."
or
"I know, it's magnificent isn't it!"
or
"that's alright for you, I couldn't even get onto the ****ing bed"
- Aye lad, but your mother's been spoilt
"... because Hans that do dishes be as soft as Jervais with my green hairy-lip squid"
AND
"... my God , co-pilot, that was a short runway - but have you seen how ****ing wide it is?"
The coffin stopped.
'And chucked out the Mexican!'
Brian Glover, sadly missed...
Indeed.
My Mom.
In a regular show style ....
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Would that be Falkirk High or Falkirk Grahamston ?
I left my balls in Vietnam.
No, just come in your pants
A stick
Watch pr0n and eat wotsits
DIE HERETIC!!!
"No, it's just frost on my moustache"
"I think it's the cobbles dear."
"I get bonus notches"
One tomato said to the other "ketchup!"
Well keep your eye on the referee because someone is beating the crap out of me
"There's no need to rush love - he's got to have a s**t first"
"I'm not a real welder"
"Right lads ! Tea breaks over - back on yer eads"
Some c..t from Wrexham
Miss, My Dad said it'll take that contageous
Gone ! But not for Cotton
It's a lemon entry, my dear Watson.
Absinthe makes the farts go Honda
Huts, oh naval huts
Cavalry take em and they cover em in chocolate
.....they put the left leg in, and that's when the trouble started.
Oh, sorry, I thought you said "goats".
"Hang on I'll just go and check" ...... BANG!!!!
"Tzar chasm is the Maoist form of wit"
"All the best ones Argon"
There's 20 of them!
A dead epileptic.
(two of my favourites)
Then a cyclops comes round the corner and hits her.
and that's the last time I show my cock to a priest
I am a country member
Bob.
"like a one eyed mouse ... weeping"
Not everyone has been up the Eiffel Tower.
Your Mrs will always blow your bonus.