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I heard you the first time—I'm putting on my shoes
and one for the road..
am not sure who the other 2 are but is that Jeremy Beadle in the middle ?
...but on the other hand it's tiny.
(I definitely need to hear the Morag joke)
[url= http://boards.fool.co.uk/highland-hospitality-11915081.aspx ]Slightly different but you'll get the gist[/url]
Not your lucky day is it ?
Do you understand now 2 dogs f*****g
Lemon entry, my dear Watson!
Smee again, goan **** yourself. 😀
Think yourself lucky, I've got to walk back by myself!!
I just wanted a big orange head...
"'Rectum', miss? More like killed 'em"
"If I'm going to have to gargle the holy water I want to do it before Sister Assumpta sticks her arse in it"
"Fatima Whitbread" ..... That reminds me of this one....
"You'd have a go at eating a cricket ball"
A friend nearly choked to death when I told him that joke many years ago
Gang rape
Only for a choccy bicky
I can't marmalade my c*ck up a girls bottom
Your poster of beyonce
Which goes to show that Hans that does dishes is as soft as Gervase with a vile green hairy lip squid
Sexy kids!
Right where`s this old woman ive got to kill ?
'I'm a prawn again Christian!'
And, of course:
'What? With these feet?'
They both went down after trying to take a little Phillipino in the ring!
"'Rectum', miss? More like killed 'em"
*applauds taste in jokes*
That is a classic biology teachers joke.
Presumptuous? Moi?
... her head was missing.
you can't cut cliff richard in half, fill him with warmed-up chopped liver and use him as a sex-aid
(thanks for the morag link, spin)
'And chucked out the Mexican!'
Brian Glover, sadly missed...
"...teeth like the holy commandments - ten of 'em, every one broke!"
Mike Harding
I know, and that's not my finger.
'It's OK, The hamster's a ventriloquist'
You can come in so long as you don't start anything
A faster than light neutrino walks into a bar.
That's from the man who shat in my pants.
You shouldn't stand for that- you go and sort him out, i'll look after your monkey.
Because he was kneading a jobbie!.
David the doorbel, thats why I'm knocking.....
'And you know it's amazing the strength you get when you bite your ane willy'
Madam those are your breasts, and if you keep turning those screws you're going to have a beard.
Only next time no feathers, we'll use the whole chicken.
Oh,you don't see many of those about.
[i]( Has to be said with lips in a tight O )[/i]
I've got to have somewhere to park my bike
(Billy Connolly joke)
Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.
you shouldve seen the monkey trying to put the cork back in
"Jihanjir Bandin"
or
"You're the guy who shat in my tuba!"