MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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If you choose to do a 'courtesy flush' be sure to raise yourself off the seat a little first.
and miss out on the free wash?
Student Bidet.
I've always wondered exactly what a "courtesy flush" is. Is it performed to disguise the noise of the act itself. Or is it performed immediately after to try and mitigate any aromas that may have been generated?
Tip #2. Dyson Blades are meant for hands!
Tip#3 Dyson Balls arent meant for......
I've always wondered exactly what a "courtesy flush" is. Is it performed to disguise the noise of the act itself.
No, that's what these are for.
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She's going to regret not lifting the lid of that pan when she crimps off a length!
Good to see she's got an issue of STW to read.
PS - what does it do ? Play a rendition of the Blue Danube?
She's going to regret not lifting the lid of that pan when she crimps off a length!
Don't worry her skirt will protect the seat.
Bloke in the trap next to me was making a "nest", the other day, before the main event (Crimping :D.)
do *NOT* scratch your balls after chopping chillies
If you choose to do a 'courtesy flush' be sure to raise yourself off the seat a little first.
You spritz your manbag eh?
If you can't fix it with duct tape, you haven't used enough.