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An obvious question perhaps, [url= http://www.newsweek.com/dolphin-assisted-childbirth-bad-idea-369108 ]Should you trust cetacean intelligence with the tall order of, say, assisting a woman in childbirth?[/url]
Apparently, [url= http://jezebel.com/your-midwife-really-really-shouldnt-be-a-dolphin-1729182875 ]Giving birth in the midst of curious marine life carries the risk of infection, death, and terminal idiocy:[/url]
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This is oddball enough that no-one actually knows anyone who knows anyone who has done it, right?
Congratulations on the impending arrival BD! Wishing you both well!
This is research, right?
Wow, BD's getting a dolphin ?!
to go with the flaming ostrich no doubt....
didn't that fall out of his car ? 🙁
OMF******G - there are videos on youtube and [i]EVERYTHING[/i] !
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[quote=scaredypants said]Wow, BD's getting a dolphin ?!
What's the porpoise of that ?
Congratulations on the impending arrival BD! Wishing you both well!This is research, right?
No, he was just fishing for compliments.
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People are free to make their own choices, and you should just keep your bottlenoses out of it.
Was an Octopus involved in the conception?
I've seen enough hentai to know where this thread is going...
When Mrs S was giving birth I thought something missing an now I know what it was, half a tonne of wild animal. I guess the safe delivery of my pod was a fluke.
From the link
It’s also conceivable that another sea creature—such as a shark—could try to “help.”
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Oh the humanatee
my dog vasectomy doesn't sound like a smart move now....
Watched the two Hawaiian idiots on c4 last week.
I think my favourite bit was when male hippy idiot justified them having no scans during pregnancy by saying "well, no one knows the long term effects of ultrasound".
I'm sure I don't need to explain the many different reasons why this is so funny...
Given the dolphin's propensity for [url= http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/06/frisky-dolphin-tries-to-get-busy-divers_n_1862148.html ]mounting other creatures[/url] would you trust the mother of your child with a horny dolphin?