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Anyone listening to Radio 4 now? Well worth 12 minutes of your time....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09mzkg8

So...anyone tempted to pay someone to give them a cuddle?

No happy endings.


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:15 pm
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Coke and Huggers?


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:16 pm
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So...anyone tempted to pay someone to give them a cuddle?

Nope, but there's a few folk i'd be more than willing to give a totally free "Glasgow Kiss" to


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:17 pm
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2 posts.

One a pun and one threatening violence.

Seems like these cuddles are needed more than I thought.


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:21 pm
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You ok hun?....

"runs away..............."


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:22 pm
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... and one passive/aggressive meme.


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:24 pm
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Ok then, If you throw in a couple of slices of Tubby Toast, it's a deal....

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Posted : 19/01/2018 12:25 pm
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Didn't Karl go to some kind of "cuddle party" on one of the Idiot Abroad episodes?!


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:27 pm
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[i]So...anyone tempted to pay someone to give them a cuddle?[/i]

Seriously? If I didn't have brothers, mum, gf... maybe. Hugs are important.
Seen those baby monkeys they deprive of mother's contact? I'd be like them.


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 12:33 pm
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Depends who's giving the cuddles 😯

Some people I might pay 😆


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 1:29 pm
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I'm sure there are places where you can go in for a cuddle at lunchtime. Bit like a drop in centre, just random people and mats and cushions on the floor, lie down and get your cuddle on. Nothing sexual, just some intimacy for lonely, touchy-feely type people.


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 1:32 pm
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Hugs for every budget...

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Posted : 19/01/2018 1:34 pm
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Nothing sexual, just some intimacy for lonely, touchy-feely type people

Aye right. Quick question - Would you feel the same cuddling someone of your sexual orientation rather than someone who is not? Remember the foot massage dialogue section in Pulp fiction?
Hug - Yep
Cuddle - nope.


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 1:37 pm
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Posted : 19/01/2018 1:38 pm
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Would you feel the same cuddling someone of your sexual orientation rather than someone who is not?
Would I? No.

I'm really not the target market here though.


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 1:46 pm
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Ok, on a more serious note.......

Back in the late 90's/early 2000's there used to be a homeless guy who lived under the arches close to the Arches club in Glasgow - all the regulars knew him rather well as he'd worked the crowd for years and he was a really nice guy, always friendly and dancing around - remembered your name etc. At kicking out time (3am) he used to stand across from the entrance/exit with a cardboard sign beside him with the message "Hug the Homeless - only 50p" - there was always a line of happy-happy MDMA fuelled clubbers only to pleased to hug him and he did rather well for himself financially, we all loved it as well 😉


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 4:54 pm
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Would you feel the same cuddling someone of your sexual orientation rather than someone who is not?

So you wouldn't want to hug someone you didn't want to **** ?

To totally different things isn't it really...


 
Posted : 19/01/2018 5:03 pm