[Closed] Princes Kate

A future of total security at the taxpayers expense, as long as Phil the Greek keeps MI5 in check.

Can I be first to say that our future queen has a nice beetle bonnet?

as long as she stays away from Paris tunnels and harrods, she's sorted

Nipples arnt bad either, I've had worse.

that's a thick ipod headphone cable

Does he know about those other 2 blokes?

Does he know about those other 2 blokes?

He is one of the other blokes. But I understand why your eyes were not drawn to him.

Mr Spider - I am sure if you write to her, perhaps a few emails, phone calls, park outside her house etc, she will see that you are a much better prospect and run away with you. Or any of the blokes on here of course...

[i]He is one of the other blokes[/i]

Ah. Well he must've know her a long time as he appears to have hair in that photo.

LOLs @ hels

as Mark Gatiss said "Bald man with rocking-horse face gets engaged to girl!"

IMO The timing is just so hideously sinister.

Massive cuts to police numbers and breaking of pre election pledge on midwife numbers in the last few days, all just about buried and forgotten under this bollocks.

Am I being paranoid or could it really be this orchestrated?

cracking idea hels - I shall write to her father forthwith and outright...

I wonder who is going to foot the bill for the wedding next year?

I propose it should be the most austere wedding ever to appease the nation as we go through these times of austerity given that "we are all in this together!"

I wonder who is going to foot the bill for the wedding next year?

Good point. Her dad will have a COSTCO card so he can get cheap cake and crisps. They can hold the bash at his Granny's pad.

And Iceland has some cracking deals on party food at the moment.

And Iceland has some cracking deals on party food at the moment

Anyone for a prawn ring?!

what a waste 😉

I understand the family business is in party balloon mail order. So they can check balloons off the list.

I'm so offended by what, I'm not quite sure. Anyway, it's an outrage.

I propose it should be the most austere wedding ever

Hell yes, I'm going into business - I can see it now "Purveyors of the finest Cheese & Pineapple sticks, by royal appointment".

what a waste

QILF?

😉

No wonder Queeny was asking for more money a few months ago . . .

Looks like they'll have to have a Wednesday wedding to keep the costs down.

what a waste

QILF?

PILF to start off with. By the time Wilhelm's granny and dad have had their turn she will be about 80.

PILF to start off with

Does that make pilf'er (ing) a new sort of crime?

She is rather tidy.

But we knew that already and we don't need wall to wall TV coverage.

Roll on the week after they get married.

She's a bloody commoner have these royals no morals ffs

Brings a whole new meaning to the word "PILFERING" 😆

The first Royal i would take to bed, she's tasty. I wonder if she can 'marry in white'?

Talking of party food and prawn rings

Kate Middleton......

the first person to squeeze into Diana's ring since Dodi Alfayed ... !

Ro5ey - Member
Talking of party food and prawn rings

Kate Middleton......

the first person to squeeze into Diana's ring since Dodi Alfayed ... !

😆

I would marry her in that White bikini. If it's good enough for Pammy Anderson it's good enough for the royals.

Is it just me or is giving someone your dead mum's ring as an engagement ring a bit creepy?

[i]Can I be first to say that our future queen has a nice beetle bonnet?[/i]

I think the guy sitting down on the left staring at it would concur? 🙂

catflees46 - Member
I would marry her in that White bikini. If it's good enough for Pammy Anderson it's good enough for the royals.

If she promised to get married in that white bikini then I would probably watch the whole wedding!

[i]trailertrash - Member - said:
Is it just me or is giving someone your dead mum's ring as an engagement ring a bit creepy?

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No, its traditional for those with such heirlooms hanging around - or for the rest of us, a months' wages (max).

Only chav's spend a load of money on such an item - a bit like watches...

I think the guy sitting down on the left staring at it would concur?

That [b]is[/b] her future husband!

The photo must have been taken before the "ugly gene" kicked in. In 10 years he hill have a face like a condom full of body parts like the rest of his family.

trailertrash - Member - said:
Is it just me or is giving someone your dead mum's ring as an engagement ring a bit creepy?

No, its traditional for those with such heirlooms hanging around - or for the rest of us, a months' wages (max).

Only chav's spend a load of money on such an item - a bit like watches...

even if your mum died in a horrible car crash? wearing it? ewww...

even if your mum died in a horrible car crash? wearing it? ewww...

I'd have thought she'd stop wearing it after the divorce so probably not wering it during the crash.

I'd have thought she'd stop wearing it after the divorce so probably not wering it during the crash.

yup.....shows how much I follow the royals, I didn't know they had got divorced!

He started off all handsome:

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And now he's gone all bald and horsey. Hard lines kiddo.

Can I be first to say that our future queen has a nice beetle bonnet?

Camilla? 😯

Camilla?

Never will be Queen. Was thinking last night, Chaz will probably get by-passed. Establishment still has an issue with a divorcee on the big seat.

So Kate what first attracted you to heir to the throne William?

Never will be Queen. Was thinking last night, Chaz will probably get by-passed. Establishment still has an issue with a divorcee on the big seat.

Close to the monarchy rkk?

Tidy pins and does a good line in short skirts and FMBs.

But enough about Wills, Kate ain't bad also!

Close to the monarchy rkk?

Clue is in this bit

Was thinking last night

ie idle speculation

Establishment still has an issue with a divorcee on the big seat.

All that not whitstanding, surely the fact that his first wife died before he actually re-married negates all of the divorce thing. Afterall it kind of was "until death they do part".

Enough about this. Will we get a day off work for the wedding?

IMO The timing is just so hideously sinister.

Massive cuts to police numbers and breaking of pre election pledge on midwife numbers in the last few days, all just about buried and forgotten under this bollocks.

Am I being paranoid or could it really be this orchestrated?

I thought that too, just as the Guantanimo prisoners are apparently being paid off to not go to court about being tortured.

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Yet his brother still has a fine head of hair mmmm what can it mean?

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junkyard, are you suggesting diana was not harry's mother?

Best overheard conversation in the office yesterday:

Person No 1 (reading BBC news website): "Oh! Prince William is getting married!"

Person No 2 (not up to speed on UK royalty): "Really? Which one's he?"

Person No 1. "The legitimate one"

🙂

All that not whitstanding, surely the fact that his first wife died before he actually re-married negates all of the divorce thing. Afterall it kind of was "until death they do part".

Wasn't it his first wife who said something along the lines of [paraphrasing] not room for 3 in this relationship??

Don't really give a monkeys. I'm of a cynical persuasion, and smell a whif of the moronfodder / keep the proles quiet during the recession

He has elephantitis of the genitals judging by the OPs photograph..

He has elephantitis of the genitals judging by the OPs photograph..

Not him you pleb!

Wilhelm is the one taking a sly look at her gusset. The other chap is probably a body guard with a (not very) concealed weapon.

[url= http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/people/how-the-royal-wedding-might-look-20101117-17wkn.html ]A good report from their wedding ;-)[/url]

Has she got a pierced belly button or an outie?

Has she got a pierced belly button or an outie?

Why don't the Royal Family just come out and admit the truth? It's insulting to the entire nation. Do they think we are blind as well as stupid?

I mean, come on...

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It's bad enough that his mum was sleeping around, but taxpayer's money gets spent on this pretender. That's worse than any money getting spent on them at all.

"I took her up somewhere in Kenya" and "We were having some 'private time' with friends"

Well, I have heard some euphemisms in my time...

I'm glad that poor "middle class", "commoner" Kate is confident that she will learn how to behave now that she is joining the "special" people, having apparently spent some time in the company of her social "superiors", due to her not-quite-the-full-ticket parents having a few bob...

"I took her up somewhere in Kenya

Sounds very much like Ugandan Discussions to me.

Hmm. Ngorongoro.

IMO The timing is just so hideously sinister.

Massive cuts to police numbers and breaking of pre election pledge on midwife numbers in the last few days, all just about buried and forgotten under this bollocks.

Am I being paranoid or could it really be this orchestrated?

I'm sure he was thinking to himself, now i know i love this girl, and we have been together for the best part of 8 years, maybe i should propose to the one i love, i mean after all, the government will just love me.
Its things like this that make our country at times such a miserable media insited mean place to live when a man ( who lets face it, doesn't interfere or probably care about political shite) cant even propose to his long-term girlfriend without some people thinking its for a reason other than love.
Maybe you should twitter him and let him know when a proper time it would be for him to propose 🙄

I think Wills is justifiably amazed at the other chaps blatant display of boner

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Good Lord; is she colour-blind? What an awful outfit. 🙁

And has she just done a wee on the gound there? Dirty cah. Is this the kind of woman we want as Queen of England??? 😯

It's disgraceful. What with all these immigrants coming over and taking our jobs.

Country's gone to the dogs, I tell you.

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i think we established she lacks taste some time ago elfin

Establishment still has an issue with a divorcee on the big seat.

So Henry VIII fought in vain?

What the hell are those things on the lower legs of the girl behind Kate in the above picture?

Has she just walked off of the set of Fame!