So we are expecting a 3rd.
My wife has never had any weird wants, except for some cravings, but at the moment, she has a craving for raw garlic, soaked in vinegar.
Not only is it stinking the house out, but her breath, is rather.... I'm sitting in another room.
She knows this too, and finds it rather amusing, so eats some more 👿
Tell her to get a grip. See how that works out for you.
when my wife was pregnant the only thing she wanted was for me to 'stop going out on that bloody bike'
vinegar soaked garlic! eff me. I'd be sleeping in another room!
Pretty effective contraception to prevent a fourth!
Mine wanted to know who the father was
Mine munched on pork pies.
[quote=MoreCashThanDash ]Pretty effective contraception to prevent a fourth!
What she eats whilst she's pregnant? Let me explain about the birds and bees...
Have you thought about where you two will be delivering your future nursing home payment provider.
Just think. If your OH deliverd at a bike shop it would be free parts for life, due to all the publicity. If she deliverd in side a Wiggle box, you would get next day delivery free parts for life...or a box of Haribo
Talk it over with her, and when you regain consciousness tell us what she thinks 😉
Mine had deep fried chips with chocolate sauce.
Never figured out why, she was just pregnant, not a fatty ...
Mrs Spursn17 wanted a banana and ketchup sandwich once, she ate it and really enjoyed it as well. She also went right off oranges and has only eaten one or two in the last 30 years.
Weirdo!
A dog.
And we got one.
She's lived to regret the timing on that one.
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In defence, Mrs Ali said her hormones were ‘everywhere’ because of her pregnancy and she suddenly felt horny, so decided to start things up even though she knew it was wrong to do so in a public place.
Absolutely no sex...which was strange as that was pretty much how it was when she wasn't pregnant...the one time she let her guard down...
My ex GF told me about the time she realised she was up the duff when she was 1st married. She sat down one night, ate a whole jar of tartare sauce then thought to herself, 'I'm pregnant'.
& she was.
Scampi fries and foot massage, administered simultaneously.
Wanting children in the first place!
Weird.
Hot water bottles and rubber bath mats. Chewing and sniffing of said items. She used to carry around a square of hot water bottle rubber for emergencies....
29er inner tube not cutting it?
I caught Mrs BOCW swigging the vinegar from a jar of pickled onions and sniffing a bottle of dettol.
I was lucky with mine as she only craved ice cubes. Still does 5 years and another baby later and will quite happily fill a glass and crunch her way through the lot.
Mrs Beag insisted on Strawbery Milkshakes - something she wouldn't have touched previously and won't now.
Been wondering recently we should really get round to having version 2 before all the nesquik goes out of date.
Re muppetwrangler's story
‘I’m going to exclude you from coming within the M25 for eight weeks.’
So they can carry on, as long as they don't finish??
My wife had the opposite of a craving, she couldn't stand mince which given we had shepherds pie, spagbol,lasagne.... all as family standards, was interesting. But order still was that she went off it so much, you only had to make her think of it and she'd start retching. Even down to being unable to go down the meat aisle in the supermarket because that's where she knew it was.