as I have had nothing but timewasters, met 1 last year who turned out to be eeek nelly the elephant big as you like who wanted to be rimmed and skimmed no kiddin'
Least she mentioned she had just had a bath aye ;D
But seriously, there's just too much equality for woman these days to be fussy over a bloke has a beard or not and most seem to want over 30's.
I'm under 30 if you couldn't tell by the 2nd sentence of this very fine piece of writing which I composed by my very fair hand.
So any of you lot tried you luck or had a dip into the ocean of love :?::?:
You know, at first glance that could be written in English
Yes well I gave it my best stw shot at early morning trolling 😛
Last time I check with the real youngsters, brrarrp brapp brrapp! was the language of English from a certain capital city, oh yes, it's called Olympia city.
POF?
My 2 year old has finished his fruit pot and says he would like some sweeties. I don't know if that's the answer to your query, but it can't be ruled out at this stage.
I've tried to read that. It's just not happening. I honestly had more luck reading things in Romania when I was there.
I'm guessing at...... Erm, yes?
DrP
It's fine, you just wouldn't want to put it in for more than 10 mins, at those temperatures it''s likely to melt and distort beyond recognition. 🙁
Try some carbon paste
or fish paste.. but only add it [i]after[/i] the eggs
Just don't would be my advice
Yes well I gave it my best stw shot at early morning trolling
Is the first ever use of the Edinburgh Defence to defend something nobody even understands !? 🙂
POF = Ploughing Of Fields (maybe)...
...just keep your furrow straight!
Pairs Of Feet??
If not I think the answer is 42....
Podgerizing olde fannies
Putting on Flab?
probably
Pondering On Fenistration. As in; 'hmmmm, double hung sash or tilt and slide?' in which case the answer is definately Pullet.
*giggles* ^^^^ He said pullet... 😳
I don't know the answer, but the OP certainly fails the Turing Test.
POF = Plenty of Fish - as I can't be interested in continuing the frivolity 🙂
Punnets Of Fruit?
I think he's talking about pick your own?
Rockhopper - member
Reported for grumpiness and for kicking the ball onto the roof.
Preventer of frivolity?
Mwoah! Thread started in a haze of ale and smoke 😮
Could well be poking the fat but have seen some stunners just that they are completely full of themselves and something's definitely up their ass but it aint me mister!,
Mind you I wouldn,t go that far on 1st date 😮
I prefer to know someone first than walking into a corner looking like Stevie Wondering what to expect!
Could well be poking the fat but have seen some stunners just that they are completely full of themselves and something's definitely up their ass but it aint me mister!,
You're ugly, aren't you?
You're ugly, aren't you?
On the inside.
You need a cat woman. You freekin riddler!
Yes, the crown race comes with the headset.
It definitely looks like a sticker.
GET OUT.
Pieces 'o' faeces, it's a new website where lonely gardeners go to get matched up to their perfect fertiliser based on their soil composition, what they want to grow etc. Possibly...
^^^
what he said
Dofs cap to answer of the day...
Well played Sire