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anyone see this on the wrightstuff this morning ?
michael rosen v murray lachlan young - face off poetry battle 08.12.17
forget the wu-tang
or NWA clap
neither of these 2 hang
bare knuckle was the rap.
most won't have a clue
insult was in the verse
great fun was the shoe
both gentleman and not perverse.
can you pick a winner
which one was stung
sorry no longer a spinner
even if i want this highgate hung.
thank you for fighting
glad no bleed
younger viewers will be in lighting
maybe poetry writing or read.
now not so cool
both i poetry battle
renowned for being the village fool
is your pen and paper starting to rattle.
There was a young fellow called poemtrack
on the chat forum of Singletrack
Dozens of times,
he posted shit rhymes,
which deserved a boot in the sack.
Haters gonna hate
Winter snow makes Panther sad
All hail the weirdos....
Roses are Red
So are my hands.
Stop me before I kill again...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ve got a knife
Get in the van
Ignoring a mods warning
May lead to a ban
We don’t need a knife or a van
Roses are Blue
Violets are Orange
Colour blindness is a curse.
Nothing rhymes with Orange
Tuck it all away
Rub lotion onto pink skin
Panther suit ready.....
So what have I missed?
Drac polishes ban hammer
So where will it fall?
Forum Haiku fight
Not even a real Spanner
This cannot end well
It's like Brian Bilston.
Without the humour or poetry.
Denied a Power Kite
Rusty becomes aggressive
We should pray for him
I think he's quite good
Flows like a mighty river
Rhymes like Clinton cards
At night, I see orange
From the top of the Blorenge.
Good at this, I am.
You might like it, but...
The eye of the beholder.
Me? Meh, not so much
Not really Molgrips
One too many syllables
Panther's kite rant too
🙂
Delete my account please mods. I can't take this anymore.
Poor syllable count
so Panther admits defeat
Victory is yours.
I wasn't doing haikus.
I'm not at all like yous
You protest too much
Are you the secret rhymer?
Or a double bluff?
The boy stood on the burning deck.
IDIOT.
The boy stood on the burning deck.
... his knees were all a-quiver.
He gave a cough,
His leg fell off,
And floated down the river.
Delete my account please mods. I can't take this anymore.
Done.
[i]Done. [/i]
😆
..eating red hot scollops
One fell down his trouser leg
And burned him on the ankle.
Missed his bollocks by inches.
😆
I'm sure I've heard a comedian do that donkey's years ago. Like, Max Wall sort of era.
Kenny Everett iirc.
Genius.
🙂
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
Temba, his arms wide.
Kenny Everett iirc.
Genius.
Yeah, I think you may well be right there actually.
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
Shakra, when the walls fell.
peomtrack watches the Wrightstuff
And that celebrity jungle guff
No wonder his spelling is poor
he really needs to get out more
Shakra, when the walls fell.
Shakra, Shakra!
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The river Temarc in winter
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Mirab, with sails unfurled
Badger, when the tyre was flat