This is ridiculously shallow compared to the opening ceremony.
Love it -
Sing!! (silence from crowd..)
This is so shite that for some reason I can't stop watching.
So what happens if one of the athletes needs a piss?
Why is she dressed as an ice skater? Its the summer olympics you dozy tart
LHD cars ..... Dodgy imports to cut costs?
>This must be what an LSD trip feels like.More like an overdose of ketamine.
Everything is wrong but I can't move my arms to work the remote control to stop it.
😆
Gangsta
haha its dreadful! Off switch.
Price tag err about 11 billion
Arghggggggggggghhhghbbbbbhhhhhhhhhh
I want to emigrate now
Kuco - me too
Those Russians looked bemused.
The people I think I mostly feel sorry for are the GB track & field team who were tucked up in Portugal when the opening ceremony was on but having to sit here & watch this.
No denying that Jessie J looks like a bit of a goer*
*(in my slightly perverse mind)
I completely understand why the Queen stayed in to watch Top Gun and sent Harry....
Could only be worse if Ms Cole and McCartney did a duet
Nice cars though, can I have one.
You all ready for the 5th(?) reunion? Any bets on a union jack dress?
Nice Boobs
2 out of 10 for reversing
Taio who?
I think I might even buy the Daily Wail tomorrow to see what their objective view is of tonight's proceedings!
Beady Eye next...
TBH this bit is much better than dragging a load of old fossils on.
Jessie J, question is "w**** you", sorry ladies
Sid Waddell had the right idea............
Familiar to millions?
LOL
Japanese smiling politely but looking confused,
Young Brits raving like no tomorrow
Dutch looking at Brits thinking " Can we have some of what they are on ? "
Ukraine lasses just partying like its normal for a Sunday night
Tiny Weener, Jessie Jizz and another bloke.
I want to glue my eyes and ears closed.
****ing awful.
Could only be worse if Ms Cole and McCartney did a duet
No chance of them letting Ms Cole in the same stadium as Russell Brand.
Commentators really have nothing to say...
Giant Disco, if I was I would heve left ages ago.
This is Eurovision revenge : )
TBH this bit is much better than dragging a load of old fossils on.
Yes that is true, however, they could've got some decent acts - Dizzee may not be everyone's cuppa tea but he rocked the opening ceremony.
Who mentioned Liam Gallagher... BeadyEye on the drum kit...
Taxis have their lights on.......
TAXI!
Spice Girls
Yes!!!!!!!
everyone?...
Arrrrrghhhhhhhh!!!!!!1
But in the golf (another tv option) Rory McIlroy is 6 up with 5 to play.
Or the Spice Girls on BBC
oh ffs thats it i'm out.
it's fat spice
I want you to shut up thats what I want
I'm staying up for Monty Python and a load of nuns on roller skates (or have I missed it?)
Looks like someone let in some hackney hookers for karaoke...
