[Closed] pizza thief

I'm getting wierded out by some of the posts on here today.

is that some kind of euphemism?

What topping did your pizza have?

Wasps.

me pizza from my fridge

if you're going to annihilate the language, at least be consistent!

Sorry elaine (not quite I sure I understand your post (think it's how you've punctuated it!! ?

I [b]dough[/b]n't believe a word of it. I bet you scoffed it all yerself!

A bit early in the day to have started drinking isn't it?

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phew.

Pizza 'dude' has a key to your home and instead of delivering pizza, he takes it? Are we clear on that? Is this regular? Is that how you know he was the thief? Do you have a low fat spread 'dude' also?

So you've scoffed a [b]whole[/b] pizza in one sitting and now you're trying to allay your guilt by blaming the "pizza dude". Right... 🙄 😆

Is this like the Hamburglar of a few decades ago?

too dam right im blaming the pizza dude lol, i already had my lunch...doh..... iDave you aint nicked it have you ? 😉
more worried my xmas pressies could have gone missing too (oooh)...
if anyone sees my pizza it has pepperami on it... 😉

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) Nope! ( Still know idea (E-A you're an intriguing poster!!?? (I'd luv to know a bit more about u 4 sum popular scientology profileing. (is that okay??

[i]popular scientology[/i]

an oxymoron if ever I saw one...

elaine anne: Mozarella you going on about?

wwaswas - you calling me a moron?

I was merely postulating that the juxtaposition of the two terms you chose to use in your request to elaine-anne was intersting as a result of the implications that scientology could be, per se, described as popular when, clearly, even a pizza dude would steal his own product back rather than any publication associated with the scam 'religion' started by the late L. Ron. which would tend to illustrate the point well. Perhaps 'unpopular scientology' would have been a better term and thus avoided any, unintended by me, implication of moronhood on your part?

I was merely postulating that the juxtaposition of the two terms you chose to use in your request to elaine-anne was intersting as a result of the implications that scientology could be, per se, described as popular when, clearly, even a pizza dude would steal his own product back rather than any publication associated with the scam 'religion' started by the late L. Ron. which would tend to illustrate the point well.

I think you should've put some brackets in that sentence!

Is it the STW take looooaaaaddddddsssss of drugs day? Some pretty random stuff popping up today 😯
If it is, can I have some please,
Pretty please.......

Did he knick your LOLs too? 😯

nope he didnt nick my LOLs (ruddy gud job or he would have receieved a bunch of fives if id have been here. LOL LOL LOL ! nope lols still ere !
😉 erm shall i get my coyt' (thats 'coat' to none northerners !... 😉 au revoir senoirs.. 😉 -iss takers....

This is too strange even for me. 😥

I'm going to have to bite the corner of my wall.

-iss takers

Isn't that worthy of a thrashing with the ban stick?

Mum, mum, he said a naughty word!!

hold on- PEPPERAMI? blimey. grim.

bite the corner of your wall ? then you'll need a dam good dentist at that too ! and a thrashing ....

well no pizza for me tonite, so a warm hearty homemade 'chicken n leek' soup....yummy.... 😉

and a thrashing ....

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has someone been fiddling with the reality lever again?

...must...push,,,,...it.....back.......

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