MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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Face like a melted wellie
Face like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle
Suck it up princess
Have a can of man the .... Up
Hotter than a rattlesnakes arse in a wagon rut.
Also gets used here a lot.
To my mind the origin of this was Jez Avery in an MBUK video? There was a great article in the ST magazine about him a while back.
All your/their [excrement] in one sock
Usually used in the negative ...
Incapable of getting all their [excrement] in one sock
A blind man on galloping horse could see that.
"It's no way to run a railroad"
Well **** my old boots
Surprise, annoyance a great multi use phrase
I did like - You've more chance of licking the Queen.
It'll have to be King now, dunno if it has same ring to it..