MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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Just walked through the office and heard
"So they got undressed on their wedding night, he took one look at her, screamed, and never went near her again"
😯
John Ruskin and Effie Gray innit!
Some youffs were chit chatting about their -Hamburg stag do adventures- ... About a mate who was handcuffed on stage and being taken advantage of by female performers. He was lashed, caressed, etc ... then naughty performers put strap-on on his head and xxxxed his head in the obvious. Unfortunately he had an eye infection after that, but then conversation switched and girls told their stories with blokes. Not as racy, but hey ... It was a good listen. I agreed with them that chat was the best I've ever heard from my passengers. They apologised for not warning me about content, I didn't complain.
Virgin flight attendants, hey?
L, O, L, A, Lola? 😆
Cycling up the red at Whinlatter some guy was telling his impressed girlfriend how he had gouged the eyes out on some lad he was scuffling with weeks before... they had a couple of mean looking dogs and tattoos too.. nice to hear on a Sunday pedal!