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[Closed] Ooops, Doh!! Ho Hum. That's ma boy.

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Our neighbours are fat chavs. And these fat chav neighbours have a weekend long party once a year where they put up a marquee and PA system and annoy most of the village for 48hrs.

I was discussing this with the wife and may have called them fat chav c**ts within ear shot of my 3yr old.

"My Daddy Says You're A Fat Chav C**t."

Hehe.

What lovely things that you have said have your kids passed on to the relevant people?


 
Posted : 18/06/2010 4:43 pm
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My little one is thankfully a bit too small just yet... But my 4 year old neice came out with a shocker the other morning..

In the car.. negotiating some windy country lanes.. pull over to let a car pass next to a field of horses..

'oh look Tu.. horses! Do you like horses?'

'hmm.. yeah.. they're ok.. ****ing annoying though!'


 
Posted : 18/06/2010 4:47 pm
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Doesn't using language like that in front of your 3 year old make you a chav?


 
Posted : 18/06/2010 4:48 pm
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i think he's lying anyway. 😈


 
Posted : 18/06/2010 4:52 pm
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>Doesn't using language like that in front of your 3 year old make you a chav?

+1


 
Posted : 18/06/2010 4:54 pm
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"Doesn't using language like that in front of your 3 year old make you a chav? "

And the fact that you seem amused by it even more so ?:)


 
Posted : 18/06/2010 4:55 pm
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Doesn't using language like that in front of your 3 year old make you a chav?

What asking his niece if she likes horses?


 
Posted : 18/06/2010 4:55 pm
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Doesn't using language like that in front of your 3 year old make you a chav?

+1 from me too, I'm afraid.


 
Posted : 18/06/2010 4:57 pm
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Is it essay time again?


 
Posted : 18/06/2010 5:06 pm
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were you at the party taking advantage of the chav's hospitality when your son said that?


 
Posted : 18/06/2010 5:07 pm
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Didnt know the boy was there. Thought he was out in the garden playing.


 
Posted : 18/06/2010 5:11 pm
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Doesn't using language like that in front of your 3 year old make you a chav?

What asking his niece if she likes horses?


to be fair... my neices parents are pretty flippin chavvy


 
Posted : 18/06/2010 5:14 pm
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Didnt know the boy was there. Thought he was out in the garden playing.

Forgiven. On you go <pat pat>. 🙂


 
Posted : 18/06/2010 5:17 pm
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End of long week. Terrible drivers around, my seven year old tonight: "Dad, what's a frigging dickhead?"

At least the second time my self-diagnosed Tourette's got the better of me he only asked, "Why did you just say, 'Oh bucket?'"


 
Posted : 18/06/2010 6:23 pm