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That's better. I've been sat at my desk for hours in standard geek mode while I worked through a problem with all this wee building up inside me until finally something told me I had to go NOW.
But while I was weeing, I noticed that the first load of wee was dark, and the next load of wee was clear. Now I'd normally assuming that the walk to the toiler would mix all the wee inside me so it all looked exactly the same. I've never really questioned this before but realise it always happens when going for a big wee.
Why's that then? I'm all fully hydrated and everything.
You weren't, and then you were.
Are you sure the tubes were properly cleaned after the last knocking of one out?
Possibly not. Didn't notice a plug though.
That's better. I've been sat at my desk for hours thinking of something to post [s]in standard geek mode while I worked through a problem with all this wee building up inside me until finally something told me I had to go NOW.
But while I was weeing, I noticed that the first load of wee was dark, and the next load of wee was clear. Now I'd normally assuming that the walk to the toiler would mix all the wee inside me so it all looked exactly the same. I've never really questioned this before but realise it always happens when going for a big wee.
Why's that then? I'm all fully hydrated and everything[/s]
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It's a question that bothered me 😉
I just wheedled out a massive piece of earwax. I think I could carve it into a small figurine..?
One reason I drink Berocca every now and then is for the "shock/surprise/joy" of peeing luminous orange / yellow urine a few hours after ingestion. Always brightens up a dull day...
DrP
seadog - pictures needed!
Seadog earlier
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While we are at it. When you are placed in an anxious position your poo generally becomes sloppy. Surely when poo is made it doesn't know that it needs to be sloppy at some point in the future.
What magically turns it sloppy?
Easy innit. Tiny particulates and solids are heavier and sink to the bottom of your bladder. 'Cleaner' less discolored wee is on top and comes out last.
I've never really questioned this before but realise it always happens when going for a big wee.
Do you do the jiggy I need a widdle dance? If not then that could be the problem, it's not getting properly mixed.
There you go. Thanks Nick, STW as usual has provided the answer.
More jiggy movement needed on the way to the toilet.
When you are placed in an anxious position your poo generally becomes sloppy. Surely when poo is made it doesn't know that it needs to be sloppy at some point in the future.
What magically turns it sloppy?
Poo early in the bowel is watery, Poo later in the bowel firms up (gut absorbs water).
Nervousness causes a speed up in GI transit time, thus moving the liquidy poo nearer your bottom hole.... The rest is, as we say, inevitable...
DrP
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"One reason I drink Berocca every now and then is for the "shock/surprise/joy" of peeing luminous orange / yellow urine a few hours after ingestion. Always brightens up a dull day..."
X2 ... if you drink the Berry favour which is red in colour... but you still wee luminous.
I laugh at all that expensive glowy vitamin C flowing freely out my urethra....
DrP
(we can only absorb a limited amount of vit C, the rest we simply P away...)
Asparagus then...
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Do some people not produce the smell itself, or can some people simply not smell it?
Yeah I know DrP
But I work in the city .... gotta live up to stereotypes somehow...
(As you wont find me wearing a silly watch, driving a porcshe or watching a BnO TV)
Man wee, smelliest thing in the world
Man wee, smelliest thing in the world
Having had the misfortune of clearing up in both men's and women's toilets at the end of a night in my old SU, I can safely say if it's not women's wee, it's something else about them that manages to stink a lot more than men's wee!
Emsz, wrong, I'm afraid.
Durian burps are the most noxious smell in the world.
You've never smelt snake shit have you?