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Mistakenly thought the kids were asleep! I've never felt like such a teenager for years 😳
[s]alone or with someone?[/s]
I dont want to know actually scrub that
Explain, you caught playing alone?
I read that as [i]Oh the shame! Busted doing the doll[/i]
With the wife thankfully! Never in eleven years of having children in the house has that happened before! Then again, "that" doesn't happen all that often 😆
I reckon we got away with it tho! Just!
"she went flat and I had to pump her up again"
What are they talking about? I've been married 16 years and the bedroom is for sleeping in, as far as I can remember.
My mates 7 yr old asked his teacher what multitasking was, because "mum and dad were doing it this morning". Cheered up parents eve.
Well, at least your wife remembered it was fathers day 😀
Just got to look forward to birthday an christmas now 🙁
That's blown it. Perfect excuse for it to never happen again!
Is posting on the STW the new postcoital cigarette?
Is posting on the STW the new postcoital cigarette?
Shudders
Shudders
So did she, by the sounds of it.
Shudders
See there's another.
Onzadog - Member
That's blown it...
😆
Sounds fun I normally just cry afterwards.
"Mummy, is it bad to have a willy?"
"No, darling, of course it isn't."
"Then why is daddy in the bathroom trying to pull his off?"
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Wrightyson earlier today (nsfw really but it is bloody funny...)
should have taking precautions (possibly a few years earlier)
Flashy, are you the kid or the dad in that awkward little story?
That reminds me of a recent occasion....
Me: "I take it that you've forgotten that your daughter stayed over last night and is watching telly downstairs in the living room directly below the bedroom?"
The OH: "............... AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH"
The mother, Tom.
Never in eleven years of having children in the house has that happened before!
Eck, hope it wasn't your eldest, the child will be scarred for life!
You are through. And there's nothing you can do.
Worst bust I had was me and the girlfriend up a mountainside under a bush. An entire cross-country race ran past.
Betty Boo wanders off reliving adolescent dreams 😀
Ah Betty Boo...some terrible songs, made even more cringeworthy when she dropped her mic on stage and as a result was seen to be miming.
Nice eyes though.
I bought a Mini Cooper she had as a first car... Couldnt even get a faint wiff though.
Milky milky.