[Closed] Official EUROVISION thread!!

WTF is this one all about?

And from the front she looks like she's got a hairy chest

Latvia is terrible and made a hot girl looks shit

Its Marco Pantani!

I'm living the looky likeys. Nicole Kidman, a bit of Celine channeling and now Megamind meets Aldi Zilli for Romania. Brilliant! Guff song though........

I thought Latvia was brilliant!

The Swedish Chef - Member

Its Marco Pantani!

Sounds rather good Marco Pantani from Romania ...

Quite liking the romanians!

frosty125.....I think it was more a case of mutton dressed as mutton.........

Totty alert

Ooooh....cloooooak! Are we going to come over all Bucks Fizz......so to speak?

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Sexy beast.

Now for the dress too

Outstanding from Spain......great comedy shoes. Must have stolen them from her mum.

And the Spanish girl used to work in my local supermarket! #GoEdurne 🙂

For me so far ...

Germany
Greece
Poland
Spain (hhhmmm ...not sure if the song or the singer)

Romania
Ozland

EEEieOOO translates as EEEieOOO. Who would have thunk it?

I can feel apostrophe rage building......wars for nothing? Surely war's????grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

New lows with Hungary song think they are in another shit Disney film

Georgia....for one night only.....Noel Fielding in his finest Boosh attire! Yeeeees! Eurovision is bonkers. 😆

Just in. Game of thones extra on now. Better song than Hungary though.

Ah, some proper Eurovision from georgia

Azerbaijan - lycanthropy through the medium of modern dance?

Hold on

Ooh, here we go. Russia. Cue a lingering shot of Vlad in the audience staring at the camera and drawing his finger across his neck.

Booooooooohhhhh........

Oh what a shame. Everyone cheered. Would have been so much better if the crowd stayed silent.

Where do I get myself one of those hot Spanish female singers?

Looks like Abba turned up as the backing group for Russia. Powerful finish

Grande Amore tutti frutti

Is the fellow in the middle Tom Cruise with a comedy beard & 'tache?

Anyhow- Lithuania gets my vote, and Germany /Sweden joint second.

Final decision ... easy.

1. Germany
2. Poland
3. Spain or Greece ... depending on the babes look.

Russia ... nahh ... not good enough ... the babe factor is not there by comparison to Spain and Greece.

Georgia ... hmmm ...

Chewkw, this is a serious artistshit endeavour, not just an excuse to ogle some european norks. Have a word with yourself.

Sweden to win. Germany to live long in the memory

The sunshine bus must be along to pick this lot up shortly

Anyone for null points this year? Estonia have to be a risk

tthew - Member

Chewkw, this is a serious artistshit endeavour, not just an excuse to ogle some european norks. Have a word with yourself.

Aye ... but they also sing well so the only way to differentiate them is their looks.

Okay, Romania and Ozland are both good too.

That Wom-Man again ... FFS! Bloody hell shave off that bloody beard!!! I don't care if you are gay or homo but bloody hell shave off that bloody beard!

Null points? Think Royaume-Uni have to be a candidate for that

Conchita for the win

enthusiastic drumming man.

We have a point !

My 'please don't cut off our gas supplies, or flood our country with heavily armed paramilitary forces' theory seems to be holding up 🙂

But they just said it's all about the music ...? Confused

This bloc voting thing is hilarious

This bloc voting thing is hilarious

Bloody hell none of mine are in the top 10 ...

Ah the Great British Baked Toff!

Go Sweden.

My vote counted

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FFS! Stop mentioning that wom-man. 😡

We get it, you've got a chip on your shoulder about her - mind just shutting up about it now? There's a good (not homophobic at all, honest) chap..

I'm actually quite embarrassed that my first post was right . Big up Sweden! Unlucky Russia ! Crushing all your opponents has nothing on being neutral and quiet with excellent paternity leave!

Couple of good points from Poland

JohnClimber - Member

So far
1) Sweden

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Quite smug

Well done, you predicted an entirely fictional contest 🙂

idiotdogbrain - Member

We get it, you've got a chip on your shoulder about her - mind just shutting up about it now? There's a good (not homophobic at all, honest) chap..

Only if that wom-man shaves off that beard ...

Phew! Finally it's over and no more wom-man.

😆

Curses! Well it's going to be a cold winter in bothery Europe this year.

And Georgia is next on The List!

That was a great night. Vienna is Eurovision crazy tonight.
The winning song wasn't that amazing.
Personally I think Belgium should have won.
Trying to catch the tram home is interesting as there's so many people around.

Yes but the winning leather trousers were amazing .

WOW! Check out "Black Smoke" by Ann Sophie - the German entry. Far too good for Eurovision - great song, great performance and loving that voice! Excellent song

The German entry was a woman trying too hard to be sexy, shaking her arse and boobs instead of sining which she struggle to do. The song was mediocre at best.

So did rob Warner show his face at all?

He was pictured with Graham Norton on insta.

If he wasn't on air I guess he was writing the jokes. Any comments about chocolate hostages?