[Closed] Office lookalikes

Peter Griffin
David Seamen
Private Pyle

WTF is Private Pyle?

Put.... down.... the gun....

Oh we also have Timothy Spall as head architect.

What is your major malfunction Private Pyle?

Put.... down.... the F'KIN gun....

Pyle - didn't know they stacked sh!t that high

Phil Collins
Eagle Eye Action Man

Every time Private Pyle fu*ks up, I will not punish him. I will punish YOU...

Get the F*ck off my obstacle Private Pyle

WTF is Private Pyle?

For the records (and swear filters....)

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Yes, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet they regret that? You're so ugly you can be a modern art master piece! What's your name fat buddy?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what... of Arabia?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. [b]From now on you're Gomer Pyle[/b].
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Yes, sir.

dev patel
Russell Peters
we have two people who look alike but one of them ate all the pies and it is like a fat lookalike they even share the same Birthday!

oh, and Re the OP

Hilary S****

John Bon Jovi as a woman.

John Bon Jovi as a woman.

I used to work with Peter Sellers in Inspector Cleuseau guise
and a guy who looked like a sheep

Honestly, the spelling round here! Surely you meant to say Bon Jovi [u]is[/u] a woman?

We have a perfect Bridgitte Jones, both in appearance and life!

Director's secretary was so tanned that she was known as "World of Leather" - so does a resemblance to furniture count!

And we used to run a book on "Top 10 staff members who will turn out to be mass murderers" - just a slightly shifty look rather than a passing resemblance got you on the list, but no-one really looking like Fred West etc.