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me.

after borrowing nephew's stunt scooter to use (as i was limping with swollen leg caused by 2 insect bites). forgot that these things don't work like an mbt, so it's not a good idea to whizz down a tarmac path downhill at speed and make a sharp right hand turn.
the stunt peg dug unto the ground and my face and elbow were used as a brake. ouch.
no biking for me now for the next few months. have broken right arm and there won't be an entry this year for any beauty contests 🙁 😳


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 12:52 pm
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Ooops get better soon


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 12:52 pm
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Sorry to hear that BH, heal fast

However - PICS !!!!!!


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 12:54 pm
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The pics are not pleasant. 🙁 I saw the post of facebook Bunnyhop. Hope you're feeling a bit better now.


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 12:56 pm
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ouch!!!!


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 12:58 pm
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You'll be back before you know it Mrs !!! I'll look forward to riding with you again in fiture. Only a phone call away when you're ready for company....
And FWIW.... You're beautiful! (Even if a little bruised...) 😉


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 12:58 pm
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I bet the cast is pink 🙄

Get well soon! 🙂


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 1:03 pm
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surgical neck of he humerus - so no cast.

thanks everyone 🙂


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 2:06 pm
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Still, I imagine the nephew was impressed... 😀
Get well soon.


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 2:09 pm
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Bummer, sounds really sore, sending a hug, get well soon.


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 2:15 pm
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he certainly rides his child's mtb better than i ride his scooter.


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 2:15 pm
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poor nbt is run off his feet cooking, cleaning, gardening, shopping and working. he draws the line at wearing my floral pinny.


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 2:17 pm
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lordy! Get well soon.

This is a bad time to remind me I forgot to send a house warming invite.
So here it is.

Come to our new house on the 31st for a party. Bring your husband and your broken arm.


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 5:03 pm
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Ouch, breaking the humerus is no laughing matter I can tell you. No cast, doubly so. Definitely the most painful thing I've ever had the misfortune to inflict on myself.

Did the nephew manage to capture it on video? 😉

Heal soon, heal well.


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 5:13 pm
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Ouch! GWS


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 5:15 pm
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Sounds painful, get well soon.


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 5:23 pm
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Blimey, GWS and I'm sure any pics of nbt in "domestic goddess" mode would be appreciated.


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 5:28 pm
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(as i was limping with swollen leg caused by 2 insect bites)

To be fair, it sounds like you had a pretty serious injury before you got on the scooter... 😉

Commiserations, anyway, hope it mends quickly


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 5:39 pm
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Ouch! Hope you heal soon. Take it easy for a while eh?


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 5:45 pm
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Owwwwww! Sorry to hear that, BH. Reading your post, I was instinctively tensing up and getting that sort of queasy feeling you get when it's all going tits-up, and you know it's going to hurt.
Mend soon, and with no long-term consequences.
Of which I have personal experience. 🙁


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 5:47 pm
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Oh dear....

Sound painful.
Spectacular, but painful.

Healing vibes from Sue & I.


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 6:00 pm
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Yes, I saw the pictures - very impressive!

Must be catching - my collarbone in May, your elbow and just the other night richpips broke his wrist.
I'm such a trendsetter! 😉

Get well soon, meanwhile make the most of bossing Jules around the house!

Oh and samuri, you forgot to send an invite to me too!


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 6:07 pm
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You are of course correct. And you're welcome to come.


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 7:28 pm
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he draws the line at wearing my floral pinny.
I've said it before (as has roger):

PICS !!!!


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 7:31 pm
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awww, thanks everyone.
oh and healing vibes to richpips and everyone else who's allowed to moan this weekend.


 
Posted : 23/08/2013 7:58 pm
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rear view of swollen, scabby and bruised arm.
sadly i won't be out on the mtb for a good few weeks 🙁

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Posted : 25/08/2013 9:38 am
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No problem taking your bra off 😈

Gws


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 9:47 am
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😳


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 9:50 am
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Nice pants 🙂


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 6:50 pm
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I genuinely haven't figured out what's going on in that picture yet.

EDIT: Got it. That's your back, not a leg!

Looks pretty crappy; best wishes.


 
Posted : 25/08/2013 7:07 pm
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yes, its my right arm, i'm hunched over in pain.


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 2:03 pm
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OUCH... that looks sore... GWS


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 2:07 pm
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Oh BH, I saw the photos in the pub the other day, get well soon!


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 2:13 pm
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They've put the pictures up in the pub?!

Sorry to hear of your injury Jane - hope it heals quickly and doesn't get you too down.


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 2:47 pm
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ouch!


 
Posted : 27/08/2013 2:48 pm
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How is it healing?


 
Posted : 01/09/2013 1:26 pm
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mcmoonter - slowly but shirley, also got low pain threshold.

i am a very poor patient, who has a thousand things to do (don't all women) and being self employed isn't good. doc said because i'm a manual worker it's going to be about another 8 weeks before i can return to the workroom.

missing all the dry trails too. oh well, lesson learned to stay off nephew's toys and stick to being a big kid on my own two wheeled play things 🙂


 
Posted : 01/09/2013 3:15 pm
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Oh bad luck, looks a bad one. Get well soon.


 
Posted : 01/09/2013 3:29 pm
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doc said because i'm a manual worker it's going to be about another 8 weeks before i can return to the workroom.

😯

I'd be climbing the walls if someone said that to me. Fingers crossed it gets better sooner.


 
Posted : 01/09/2013 4:31 pm
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There is far too much sympathy around here....

Hahahahahahahahahahahaaha.

I'm only laughing because for once it isn't me!


 
Posted : 02/09/2013 11:09 am
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Oooooooooooo - that looks nasty! Hope you heal quickly dear!

At least its a credible injury though, being, like TOTALLY rad and sick on your stunt scooter, and all that 😉


 
Posted : 02/09/2013 11:14 am
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binners - you usually break something at least once a year, so someone else had to have a turn.

am i the only numpty then?


 
Posted : 02/09/2013 1:30 pm