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Great news everyone...

The Not Jumpy Not grumpy mug is back, and its now 423ml ish, that's about 50% more than a regular mug, and if we apply the historical arguments from the 26" versus 29" wheel debate from around 10 years ago...

It's no better in corners

It is faster because you get more hydration and crucial biscuit carbs.

Don't worry, manufacturers are already making compatible tea and coffee products for this new mug size.

Yeah... you will need more biscuits.

It should be referred to as a "423er".

https://singletrackworld.com/shop/singletrack-coffee-mug/


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 2:32 pm
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Hmm... Good timing, I just broke my favourite mug!
While you're here, Charlie - any imminent danger of the long sleeve Jersey coming in any colour other than black...?
Cheers


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 2:41 pm
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Those mugs  appear to be haunted by the spirits of beardymen?


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 2:45 pm
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Hmm..not sure about that size tbh..
Some of us older chaps have slight bladder problems and that thing could just tip things over the edge ..plus is there not a danger of chosen beveridge getting too cold before its finished ..
I await real time reviews with interest .


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 2:53 pm
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I'm hoping one will really bring the tea alive.....


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 2:53 pm
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Fadda… we have green sleeves...

https://singletrackworld.com/shop/singletrack-long-sleeve-tech-cycling-jersey-green-sleeves/

What would you like? glow in the dark tie dyed,depicting scenes of a unicorn fighting a t-rex?


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 2:58 pm
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@hodgynd

you could buy too mugs... one for applying tea to your mouth, and a second empty one for downstairs duties.


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 3:00 pm
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we have green sleeves… What would you like?

Red ones.


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 3:26 pm
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we have green sleeves…

Those are my delight.


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 3:37 pm
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What would you like? glow in the dark tie dyed,depicting scenes of a unicorn fighting a t-rex?

yes please


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 3:37 pm
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I was thinking a plain red or green, but now I just want a glow in the dark, tie-dyed one, depicting scenes of a unicorn fighting a t-rex.

Maybe with a dinosaur, too...?


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 3:45 pm
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A T-Rex is a dinosour, unless the Unicorn was scrapping with Marc Bolan?

I might consider buying one of them.

Just think about what you've done. 😁


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 5:38 pm
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I like your thinking Charlie boy..
Re-cycled as green tea


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 5:52 pm
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50% more than a regular mug

Has STW merch gone a bit Sports Direct?


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 6:00 pm
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Has STW merch gone a bit Sports Direct?

I heard that Charlie's been brought in to conduct the cavity searches of employees leaving the office....


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 6:04 pm
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A T-Rex is a dinosour, unless the Unicorn was scrapping with Marc Bolan?

Quick, someone get on to Jim'll Paint It!


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 6:06 pm
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I heard that Charlie’s been brought in to conduct the cavity searches of employees leaving the office….

That would explain the origin of the slogan on the mug.


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 6:07 pm
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Is that really bigger than the old mug?

I'll have to measure.


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 6:49 pm
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Brilliant....... ordered!


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 6:55 pm
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I recently fancied a mug of soup, but discovered that we’d run out of the packet ones, but we’ve got a bunch of different cans, so I dug out my original STW ‘Not jumpy...’ mug, and found to my delight it’ll hold a whole can of soup, with space left over to put some water in the can, swirl it round and empty into the mug, leaving a nice clean can for recycling and a nice full mug for drinking.
Those new ones look more like a stein!
I think I may have to buy one, just to keep the old one company. 😁


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 11:31 pm
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Posted : 19/02/2020 9:29 am
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What would you like?

Global Hypercolour please. That will prove once and for all if riding an eBike is just as much exercise as a mandraulic bike.


 
Posted : 19/02/2020 10:14 am
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mandraulic

I'm not sure I like the idea of this, I imagine maintaining the fluid levels could be a real bugger.


 
Posted : 19/02/2020 11:23 am
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What would you like? glow in the dark tie dyed,depicting scenes of a unicorn fighting a t-rex?

Yes.

Or something with kittens on.


 
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What would you like? glow in the dark tie dyed,depicting scenes of a unicorn fighting a t-rex?

Yes.

Or something with kittens on

How about kittens - one riding a t rex & one a unicorn - having a joust?

Ideally in one of those "holo" type moving image thing so it looks like an animated gif. I imagine there's one on the b3ta board somewhere would be perfect.

Edit: this thread needs Jamie


 
Posted : 19/02/2020 11:56 am
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How about kittens – one riding a t rex & one a unicorn – having a joust?

I'll have one in large please.


 
Posted : 19/02/2020 12:28 pm
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What would you like? glow in the dark tie dyed,depicting scenes of a unicorn fighting a t-rex?

yes please

+1 (more)


 
Posted : 19/02/2020 12:49 pm
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Completely unrealistic requests. Cats are scared of T-Rex.


 
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Nice effort ..but that pic isn't what I envisaged when I thought of a kitten " riding" a T-Rex


 
Posted : 19/02/2020 8:00 pm