makes me think of a wizened old sage handing out advise to us youngsters
Saw him on a vid once
sld.aiiai.dnnnnnn
May be 16 stone, but doubt he's a pig. Though maybe he is and just mashed his trotters on the keyboard for that last post.
Doesn't like all these funny modern coffee conconctions. Simple black filter for him.
che guevara
Oh right now I get you.
He's a pig and has trouble using a keyboard with his trotters.
Edit: way too slow, his name is Tim!
Knows some bangin chooones!
its all about being zen isnt it?
Conjures up this ghastly mental image
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Couldn't possibly put up the image that RJ conjures up. 😯
Is not really a spider.
was the b side to Boris the Spider by The Who...
(go on you know you want to)
edit, damn too slow,
Zorro's arch enemy?
lives abroad (I think). Name sometimes makes me read his posts in my best Good Fellas/Godfather voice.
(dammit, too slow, I meant don)
Knows his numbers
The S stands for statsman and he EXCELS
IGMC
[s]is probably very skinny[/s]
darn, used to live on a houseboat
Isn't mad
is an angry atheist. 😀
May have owned a 5-Spot once.
Could have the exact same name as me if it wasn't for the fact that I'm not called Chris and my surname doesn't start with L.
Hairy
Permanently with wood.
Juicy
Likes cake.
portlyone ... manchesterunitednil
edit: damn, too slow
too slow damnit...
portlyone always goes to the left
fallen in a hole in yorkshireland
is like making love to a beautiful lady...
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...boy
GrahamS...
That's S for "Sexy" for all you ladies out there looking for a Graham in your lives
; )
(i'm glad someone got the swisstony reference - cheers Graham)
Finally has recognition
spends a lot of time on the ground
Is dead
Acquired a big chopper.
Darn too slow.
But did he pin her?
Laughs a lot.
May not be deadly
Owns a fast VW. Probably.
is probably called Matthew but has a broken keyboard.
Has Klingons on the starboard bow.
I'd have gone for decent, upstanding, handsome, all round good egg, but you're not far wrong.
[s]Got a Scottish mate who's good at repairing starship engines.[/s]
Edit, too slow. He's NOT short, he rides a Specialized!
Is really a Sue with a lithp.
Is called simon and loves his socks.
Stu lists gammon and the occult as his hobbies.
Is too busy for cancer
Angry feminist from Newcastle.
Really called Derek. Has his hat on.
likes a pick on the strings of his instrument.
he probably has clean rotors
Needs a shave (I think).
actually a lady!
clearly not dead
With no idea
Almost a half ass
Does unsavoury things with homeless snails 😕
You should always clean your tool after use!
does ace art and ace art threads
might just know where I can find a replacement rear light cluster for my Skoda estate...
No eyed deer.
Martin has the Cartesian coordinate system for a surname
If his surname was 'skeeto' he would describe a little insect. As it is, his namesake is a bechopped Emmerdalian.
Cornflake girl
edit: too slow!!
as mad as a bucket of badgers
😯
Utterly charming, for a vegetablist. 😉
Splendid online persona. Not seen his "Restaurant Bill Of The Week" in CITYAM. yet...
Knows of the Wyndham arms so must be a good fellow
@ Woppit....more likely to be in the SMH from a couple of weeks ago. 😳 🙂
likes nursey with a beard, it gives him something to hang on to
"say something about the poster above you."
Am I missing something?
Used to be as fast a whippet before he piled the weight on
Was too slow
makes me think of banjos being played in the deep dark south.
lives on a space ship with a cat and a hologram
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At least as old as I am (probably)!
Old enough to know better, then.
knows Cresswell Quay so must be a decent chap.
Is a fine judge of character! (What on earth will happen when/if Maurice goes to tend the big bar in the sky?)
Seems to have as much cash as dash ......... probably
Waitress, Cheers
Died after a long illness
http://m.legacy.com/obituaries/toledoblade/obituary.aspx?n=mary-frances-lechman-mefty&pid=135014298
Was in Milli Vanilli
Brazilian Citroen driver