Yeah, ok post #2 aint going to be complimentary, but get going.
He used to be known as Singletrackrocks
(which was a long bloody time ago! 😉 )
He's very tall and drinks like a fish.
Nice love it / them 😆 good karma night?
contrary to his name, he's actually allergic to apple based alcoholic drinks and smells of wee
Not sure he 'gets' the thread
*edit* ciderinsport
Has had two goes.
[s]he's a bit slow on the response as i beat him to it :D[/s]
Edit sc-xc is actually a mathematical formula the answer is 3
looks freakish
[s]Fast on the draw.[/s]
Faster on the draw than me. I was referring to tazzy.
Not sure he 'gets' the thread
Oh yeh.. its the apple based stuff, messes with the brain 😯 dont you know 😉
Continues not to get thread.
😉
master of the understatement
winker
Too slow.
makes me think of bad heavy metal everytime i see the name
was in a dreadful rock band
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Makes me think of things that I can't mention
edit - too ****in slow again
Gets tongue-tied around girls
Sounds like a fanny
STR= slow typing response
Needs to revert back to STR, beat me to it bah!
Fool 😉
Supports the finest football team in the known universe.
He would be chucked out of my tool box!
sounds edible
Time spelt wrong.
Doesn't like parcelfarce
Is a racer.
Not sure if a [i]racist[/i] though.
Maybe, maybe not.
Innocent until proven guilty, I say.
46 minutes have passed without comment on the wee man?
Padded 'Rude Boy' Dibnah? Fred is a stalwart of this community, venting forth without regret. Provoking thought, anger and mirth in equal measure, most likely for his own amusement, and generally being himself regardless of any impending flaming, banning or other consequence.
<raises glass>
Down shep? Downs hep? None of the aforementioned, it's downshep and he's a member.
Likes Chateaubriand & Burt's bees hand cream. Though not at the same time (I hope!).
Lives in Singapore i fink.
Flops.
hires out VW campervans
doesn't actually know mugsy
has the name of Garfield the cats teddy bear (nearly it's Pooky)
<breaking the chain>
Incorrect I do know Mugsy. But maybe I don't know everything about him.
<Trying in desperation to fix the chain with a chain tool made of cheese and realising it's a Shimano chain>
Uses Shimano chains for some inexplicable reason.
guys 8 millimetres
Brags about the size of his manhood( badly)
Couldn't find the space bar when creating a user-name
[s]Looks like he got his user name by trying to type with a french loaf.[/s]
Damn. Try again.
When I see his name I get a mental picture of a stock cube.
Either a gangster or actually a real spider with real spidersenses
[s]Insulted his son in a Santa related incident around this time last year.[/s]
Usurped.
A character in a book I read....
Always read it as sexy xc, dunno why....
Is probably called Tim Slubing.
Lesser known Brother of children's TV character Boris.
Voiced by Dweezil Zappa.Sadly missed
Best rugby referee in Scotland. 🙂
Marks evil brother...
Yes I know it's a bit crap!
Always makes me want to say "Welease Woddwik".
Is mountainous in Scotland.
Scottish cow who gets quite emotional
Cyclops with a common touch.
Thirsty cow in bad fall shocker!
SOMETHING IS STALKING THE PEOPLE OF THE MOOR
Has a very unfortunate name 😯
LOL@ DezB down there - about a million miles from the truth - think more Rocky 3
Gotta be quick here!
Middle aged bloke still taking Es on a Friday night?
rides a yeti and has big sideburns.
aye aye captain
Actually pretty amusing.
its Binners again 🙂
He's sick, SICK!
(because he likes marmite.)
Seek medical help!
rides his bike a lot
Awesome Ft Bill guide.
A vision in tan suede
I love her.
Is not as hard as a Northern Yeti.
Doesn't know who the Northern Yeti was...
Nobody has actually seen him- only his footprints
Nearly bloody died!
Come on, I can take it 😛
Can apparently take "it".
needy.
Ginger
nice socks.
is never gonna give you up
Curses! Too late
In which case, he's available in a wide range of flavours
did give up