[Closed] Not being Flash or anything, but...

Why were you wearing this?

[s]Was it[/s]Are you Michael Portillo ?

Oh wow you can dress your self but havent got the hang of laces,

YOI IS THE AWESOME

Power cut at home?

I hope you have a shitty stick nearby to beat off all the ladies.

and they condemn care in the community.

appointment at specsavers?

Halloween was last week

Mr Woppit - Member

Came in to town on the train this morning.

Kind of the depends on which town you came into, if it were Middlesborough or Pyongyang say, well yes you will be rocking it. Anywhere else considerably less so.

Keep an eye out for a little red dot somewhere on your chest during the course of the day.

[i]Why were you wearing this? [/i]

I think he wasn't and it was just a way of getting a thread on here.

Pics or it didn't happen 🙂

A fellow cyclist I saw on my commute was wearing black water proof kecks and brown deck (boat?) shoes. I'm not going to give anyone sartorial critique, especially whilst riding a bike, but that did seem an odd combo.

That's some crapulous attire....you should visit John Lewis.

If the trousers were not rolled up to display "no socks" then it doesn't count.

How small are your feet?

There is only one shoe rack in Clarks that offer Velcro straps, its the one decorated with ladybirds and frogs.

these shoes are too exclusive to get at Clarks you know. They have select adverts in the back of the Mail on Sunday Magazine instead. Next to the elasticated waist corduroys.

Poor capitalisation causes disappointment.

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Next to the elasticated waist corduroys.

I never understood the point of these till I hit mid 40s and suddenly found I was no longer 32@ waist. Had I bought these years ago I wouldn't have to keep throwing out things I can no longer fit into.

throwing out things into which I [s]can[/s] no longer fit [s]into[/s]

FTFY

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Nobody noticed the full outfit,they were dazzled by his jacket.

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... and my astonishingly close wet shave...

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