I've got two big sacs.

Not really, normally this the me of year in Gods Own Hampshire we'd be knee deep in them, for some strange reason there's been very few and they all ripened early too.

Apples, plenty of these here..

Well done CFH - smut with class, just how I've always thought of you.

Mine have refused to appear after the winter.

Try a warm bath, Matt. Or looser undergarments.

I get that a lot this time of year - side effect of wet summer lycra, innit

I was thinking it was a lack of pollination....

I've got two big sacs.

I try to use them when they're fresh. No one like wrinkled old plums.

On a related theme, bought a jar of Sainsburys plum jam over the weekend, it tastes fab and has real fruity bits in it too! 8)

Member berries for me.

A bit like politics threads on here 😀