FACT.
I'm going to be a c*** to everyone, starting now.
I'm not apologising for the above. Come on, who wants some?
Your wife assures me that you always finish first.
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You just lost the head game that is life.
Jamie, you have no idea [s] that you have stumbled across [/s] how close you are to the truth. Flashy, probably because I touch the sides, you should try it sometime. George, I lost a long time ago, I just keep losing.
Jamie, you have no idea t[s]hat you have stumbled across[/s] how close you are to the truth. Flashy, probably because I touch the sides, you should try it sometime. George, I lost a long time ago, I just keep losing.
C'mon bro, let's hug it out...
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Being a **** to everyone will be fun for about a day tops...
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Plenty of people of this world have managed it for years. How hard can it be?
Plenty of people of this world have managed it for years. How hard can it be?
Some people are just born ****s. You can't just become one.
See my giving up on love [s]whinge[/s] thread
So some person you've been chasing for a while has decided that you're either firmly in the friends zone or they have gone off with someone else.
That is easily remedied. Start being a prick towards them, stop making an effort to impress. Job done - your success will sky rocket.
See the 5th post on that [s]Whinge[/s] thread.
Is it only me who sees the perfect solution here?
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It's not just a girl, work have just shafted me, and when I've raised my concerns they've told me to put up and shut up. My health is always drop kicking me in the nuts at fairly regular intervals. So all in all, I'm feeling pretty bloody cack at the mo, even though it's sunny out.
Sorry, just need to rant.
Jamie, is it formal dress? Hats etc?
Need to rant, eh? You [i]really[/i] have come to the right place.
Jamie, is it formal dress? Hats etc?
Just hats.
Cool, naturist but with a hat twist. I like your style!
Excellent, toppers and todgers, the finest of the dress codes!
I really should try and find a way to monetise my bullshit...
I tried being a ****, but everyone treated me like I was a ****. Now i try to be me, and I only get treated like a **** by ****s.
I have though recently learned that what works for me in bike racing is not to be a gentleman but a ****.
Chin chin.
We could have a round of Golf after the ceremony..
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..but with dudes.
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Just make sure all the balls and shafts are clean
Dammit! I'm supposed to be grumpy!
..but with dudes.
That's the lamest photoshopin yet Jamie!
That's the lamest photoshopin yet Jamie!
Yeah, my standards are slipping.
Great video/song!
I've just discovered him. He's a freaking genius. I owe it all to Russell Brand and Desert Island Discs for pointing me at [url=
Thanks, just been off on a Scroobiuos Pip journey through youtube for the past hour.
^Ahh the power of radio 4^