[Closed] Neighbours car drove into my bin?

Inevitable thread is inevitable.

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Get Hatie Plopkins to go round and speak to his kids.

This is hilarious, wish I'd thought of it.

People are too precious about their bins

It's tantamount to an act of terrorism.

Was there much damage to the vehicle or was it total car loss?

mock all you like. "its only a bin" i hear you say but, although the damage is minor, i know its there. That's what hurts.

Was the car on a slope?

will the binsurance cover it?

Was there much damage to the vehicle or was it total car loss?

Some bastard has written '4' on my bin. I live at number 6, don't they know anything!?

Livid

U Ok hun?

*awaits repost by someone else so he can post "bin done"*

Was the car on a slope?

right we're all having a laugh here pal, but there's no need for those kind of terms.

Hasn't this bin done before?

perchypanther -

Was there much damage to the vehicle or was it total car loss?

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Rubbish joke

Heated wing mirror?

Heated wing mirror?

hard to tell. I steamed up the spy glass in the door huffing so much. And i knocked my boiled eggs over leaving the table in a rush. I'm penning a stern note for his door mat now.

People richer than me shouldn't buy such nice bins if they can't afford to maintain them.

People richer than me shouldn't buy such nice bins if they can't afford to maintain them.

my my, how are the views up there in your ivory tower? i cant even. the bin was a gift if you must know.

Get a small child to throw stones are their car.

angeldust - Member

Are you on PCP?

the bin was a gift if you must know.

An offer you canned refuse?

Wait till he gets out of his car, and drive your bin at him.

If he ends up sat on it, you're within your rights to drive off with him on your lid.

Potential thread of the year nomination from me (needs to be taken in context of course)!

[i]Potential thread of the year nomination from me[/i]

It's wheelie not that good.

It's wheelie not that good.

Put a lid on it.

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I here innit..

That joke is garbage

Are you on PCP?

No, I practice binonomics. Only suckers and posers would pay more than £1 on an item that I am so disinterested in, I have to constantly tell everyone I meet how much I don't care about them.

I could afford a prestige, high performance, new bin, but I choose to pay peanuts. I'm not tight though.

Neighbours car drove into my bin?

How do you know? Did you see him drive from not crashed to crashed?

An offer you canned refuse?

good one, no it was for cleaning work i did down Abdul's, our local Halal butcher. He was fair chuffed. He said he's never seen the yard so clean. He gets through bins, and had a spare going. Lovely fella.

How do you know? Did you see him drive from not crashed to crashed?

chill, bit obnoxious mate.

I may have witnessed the event.
Was the bin fixed-wing or variable-sweep?

variable-sweep

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I always thought that Sweep talked the most sense. Sue would never let him get a word in edgeways though.

Did the police turn up, it's not the first time a Bin Laden with rubbish has caused a major incident.

I may have witnessed the event.
Was the bin fixed-wing or variable-sweep?

I'm pretty sure, had you seen the bin crash you'd have concluded it wasn't a pedal bin, since, you know, it fell over.

Now I'll accept that not seeing them hit the bin is no guarantee it's a wheelie, but if you're going to be deliberately obnoxious, at least be correct and obnoxious.

I'm pretty sure, had you seen the bin crash you'd have concluded it wasn't a pedal bin, since, you know, it fell over.

Yes but if it was pedal bin the question should really be spds or flats.

Now I'll accept that not seeing them hit the bin is no guarantee it's a wheelie, but if you're going to be deliberately obnoxious, at least be correct and obnoxious.

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I think the Council have been trying to retire the wheelie bin fleet for years, but it just so good at what it does, that they keep on with it

Get even: drive your wheelie bin into their car.

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[quote=bodgy ]Get even: drive your wheelie bin into their car.

bin dun

I've become a meme. Ah well, at least being the internet, there will be no record of my flounce add it'll be forgotten within the hour...

Its all starting to add up...
Must be a Tallybin.

bravo eddiebaby 🙂

Maybe we need a team of Binjas to turn up and wreak their martial art based revenge.

I've become a meme. Ah well, at least being the internet, there will be no record of my flounce add it'll be forgotten within the hour...

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Ah well, at least being the internet, there will be no record of my flounce add it'll be forgotten within the hour...

well maybe a bit of a has bin ?

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