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My lad wants to call him James Lambert Dinosaur Adventure World Pig.
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I was going to call him Martin, because all the Martins I have known have been dirty bastards.
I think your lads already onto a winner to be honest.
Cedric.
Rasher
porque
JLDAWP
FTW!!
George
Paint it blue and call it Ragley.
Hora
Baron Bob Von Spunktrumpet.
Fatcha
Baron Von Porkenstein The Third
Tom Archer.
Debbie or Andrew.
Piggy Sue.
Sexist.
Kosher.
Margaret/Dennis, depending on gender.
Cumberland.
Napoleon/Snowball, depending whether it's a Stalinist or a Trotskyite piggy.
Sunday lunch
Squeallika?
Paper Pig
Like peppa pig...
PePPeR ๐
Dare I ask why you have a papier mache pig?!
Woppit ๐
Fred
Considering you've already got it in a baking tray and on the stove top, not really much point in giving it a name is there...
The tiling to the left of your job is a little uneven.
Just saying
Pink un
We had a real Kune Kune pet pig a few years back - we called him Nigel.
Chopper
Piggy pig pig
Minty
Porkadelica
Margaret or
Nicholas Soames
