[Closed] My wife thinks that you are all paedophiles!

probably find she's a closet /b/tard

Are you and your wife OAP's or just trolls?

no

Is she a goer?

more of a paedophobe really

Whenever a minor domestic incident takes place or a mishap occurs in Surfer towers, or indeed we need any advice in an area where our experience is zero, mrs Surfer always says "why dont you ask Singletrack"?

My missus thinks we are all idle-dossers.

I've no idea if this is true though 🙂

My wife thinks those sandpaper scraper things made by Scholl that you use to get rid of the hard skin on your feet is a pedo file.

I know it is only 3pm, but could this be the most ill-judged post of the day?

Get your wife to post on here then she'd see how normal most people here are. Or not.

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She means "pedalophile".

I'm thinking that this reflects pretty badly on yourself Ho hum. Apart from news stories I assume that you are the main source upon which she has formed her opinion of internet users!

I'd suggest you don't label your folders 'Private' or 'Top Secret' in the future.

Why on earth would a paedophile want to hang out on a website frequented largely by unattractive men in their 30s and 40s?!

Just how long would a dangerous sexual predator have to spend on here before realising that:

1- there are no children here;

2 - hardly anyone on here has sex if it isn't their birthday;

3 - hora has messed himself over their leg, which now has friction burns...

???

I reckon 20 minutes would do it. Sheesh. 😀

shame be to he who evil thinks

my wife thinks everyone on this site talks solely about bikes and can't understand why I "need" to look at info about bikes all the time. I have never yet had a question on any subject go unanswered from singletrack! Beats google!

Woody - Member
Are you and your wife OAP's or just trolls?

No, neither.

She honestly thinks that there is something slightly sinister about people who use the internet to communicate to each other.

I have tried many a time to tell her otherwise, but she does not listen.

My friends all think I'm weird/stupid for going on forum rides, because "you never know who you're meeting up with"! I don't know why everyone assumes that the internet is full of predators or whatever. All the guys I've met on rides are just normal people who enjoy biking..

Whenever a minor domestic incident takes
place or a mishap occurs in Surfer towers, or
indeed we need any advice in an area where
our experience is zero, mrs Surfer always says
"why dont you ask Singletrack"?

LOL, yep, +1.

But yeah she has told me off for using my real name and revealing where we live.
I think she is worried I'll be abducted or possibly that a particularly brutal flame war will culminate in a midnight knock at our door by an unhinged forum dweller.

Maybe I'll wake to find "It's 50% and the plane doesn't fly" scratched into my car one day.

The anonymity of the Internet concerns some people.

_tom_ - Member
My friends all think I'm weird/stupid for going on forum rides, because "you never know who you're meeting up with"! I don't know why everyone assumes that the internet is full of predators or whatever. All the guys I've met on rides are just normal people who enjoy biking..

Maybe your friends are also friends with my wife??!! LOL!

It is really anoying though isn't it?

I would not say that MTBing is exactly a niche sport, but I have not found anyone in my office who is into it, so I like having forums like this available to me.

I once took my daughter on a car club meeting and she was nervous as a kitten about that!

She honestly thinks that there is something slightly sinister about people who use the internet to communicate to each other.

I have tried many a time to tell her otherwise, but she does not listen.

Have you tried emailing her?

This is a case of the Technology Bigot.

She honestly thinks that there is something slightly sinister about people who use the internet to communicate to each other.

It is very strange this people communicating along a copper cable... what will be next, box's with moving pictures...

Cougar - Member

She honestly thinks that there is something slightly sinister about people who use the internet to communicate to each other.

I have tried many a time to tell her otherwise, but she does not listen.

Have you tried emailing her?

LOL!

She does not have an email account.

Her Dad was the one who put the fear of God into her about the internet I reckon. He is ex-Police and used to tell her lots of nasty stories about people pretending to be other people for nasty purposes.

However, there are some replies in this thread that suggest she is not entirely alone in her view about the internet.

The anonymity of the Internet concerns some people.

But I thought people were all up for being anonymous on the internet, whinging about their personal data being available on facebook etc?

I mean seriously, if you don't want people to know stuff about you, why put it on the internet?

a website frequented largely by unattractive men in their 30s and 40s?!

Really? And I thought I was the only one.

I'm really a 9 year old girl with pig tails, but my Pepper-pig forum rarely gives me info on what tyres to use for Afan, or how to set up my sag properly, so I've created an online persona to use here on STW.

I hope my friends don't find out or my hopscotch days are over...

DrP

STW as google replacement - +1.

In fact STW is not known as STW Form in our household it is called the Oracle on the premise that most questions can be answered but sometimes it is just gobbledegook. TBH STW has only failed me once and that was on tyre choice LOL! ;o)

"anonymity"

"if you don't want people to know stuff about you, why put it on the internet?"

You got the wrong end of the stick. People get worried about talking to "strangers". We're have a conversation and have no-doubt examine many of each others comments but I don't know you from Adam. That bothers some people.

I don't like telephones because I can't read people's faces (I reckon I'm rubbish at judging voice tone).

anyone who uses lol in their own post about what they have written is a groomer.
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ps. i'm not a farmer

Oh dear!

I have been busted 😉

Mind you, at least I can spell "Peppa Pig" correctly, unlike Dr P.

My missus likes the banter on here so much she got her own log on. She doesn't post much though. Look out for Mrs Beaker!

Missed an opportunity there, should've gone for DrBunsen.

MrsGrahamS requested a login ages ago on the STW v1.0 site, but thankfully things were so shonky back then that no one ever approved her account 😀

thats why i've not been groomed on this site then. oh well, back to MSN.

As others have said, STW *is* the font of all knowledge. Any questions, I ask here. I've not been disappointed.

Same as beaker, I was the lurker wife of a regular and got my own a/c.

Your wife is sort of right Ho hum the 'others' are all a bit odd.

"I have tried many a time to tell her otherwise, but she does not listen." definition of wife?

My missus likes the banter on here so much she got her own log on. She doesn't post much though. Look out for Mrs Beaker!

i have to be careful now - MrsSP is an occasional lurker.

she does however already know that i would like one of these [url= http://www.ninerbikes.com/fly.aspx?layout=bikes&taxid=271 ]air niner[/url] shiny shiny frames. she thinks i have discounted the idea based on price.

there is a small possibility she is wrong about this.

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[i]or how to set up my sag properly[/i]

Are you looking at my sag?

Your wife is absolutely spot-on to be concerned!

Last week I was on here pimping my daughter and there was no shortage of takers. Dunno whether it was the mention of a figure like Dita's and the word feisty but my inbox was overflowing. 😯 Hasten to add she is an adult and would probably terrify the STW guys. 🙄

Can't be too careful on these forums, have even heard of girlies leading a Forum Ride around the countryside - most men know that women are useless with maps. 🙄

just tell her that child sex abuse 9 times out of 10 is carried out by a close family member and that 40% of all abuse is done by women

so if she knows any children she is probably kiddy fiddler too

alternatively tell her to cancel her subscription to the daily mail

C_G

my inbox was overflowing

I wanted to e-mail to ask for a copy of the Van CD but after that thread just thought it'd be a bit, errrmmm, well internet creepy!

TSY - oh yes! I have a reputation on here. 🙂

Ping me a mail now and we'll discuss terms. 😉 Include your address too for the CD.

2 - hardly anyone on here has sex if it isn't their birthday;

You have sex on your birthday? I thought everyone was a 40yr old virgin like me 😕

Always worried me when cornflakes gave out free paedometers a few years back. I wore one for a day and it detected 1600, I'd only been to work and the supermarket at lunch 😕

Well, after one regular asked why it was members used user names not their own, perhaps she has a point. 😉
sadly, 'shock, horror' headlines in the meedja, and not just the likes of the Sun/Star/Mail, are all some people know about t'interweb thingy.

repeat: it's the anonymity problem. She cannot see, hear or assess you while you hide behind the Internet, so you must be pervs.

Frankly most forums (sic) are terrible. This one is model by comparison.

Its bad enough being on here, another issue when you tell your wife that you are going off into the hills with some woman you've only chatted to online!

this reminds me of south park

the relevant bit is at 4:19

http://www.vbox7.com/play:689467ba?r=google

If you can't find what you need at STW it doesn't exist, simples!

My missus just thinks I'm a sad ****er.

i can't believe no one has asked what state the OP's missus back doors are in

cinnamon_girl:

TSY - oh yes! I have a reputation on here

Really? How wonderful for you.

My missus thinks I have a better relationship with STW than her, she complains about me tapping away on my laptop rather than talking to her, :roll:If she didn't talk at me then I would be more open to conversation.

💡 perhaps if I got her a net book she could log on and join in! 😆