[Closed] My wife is stalking me!!!

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My missus is on the spinning wheel. I'm feeling fairly safe.

You're married to someone who thinks Hora is [i]funny[/i]?

He also has a beautiful member, and an eye for he ladies. Binners will be along in a bit with a pic. (Hopefully not of his member, beautiful as it is)

Edit, sure she isn't stalking hora?

Does she know about your secret double life, or should we keep quiet about that Margaret?

Is this the same wife you posted about a few months back? Something about her sister. Lucky for you the mods deleted it.

Lets see a pic of her then

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You could do so much better, you're a beautiful man.

You've got a head like a face painted thumb.

sure you like cycling?

You've got a head like a face painted thumb.

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start a thread asking about how to DIY a new patio...

does this mean she realises how little you cycle?

Can you be sure that [b]she[/b] isn't Hora..? 😯

Mine was on the other night after i was laughing at the things to do before your girlfriend comes home thread.

Turns out she wanted to add - spray the roof with bike tire mud after fixing bikes in the living room.......

My girlfriend used to wake me up with my phone in my face sayng 'what does this say and mean' (it'd be an email dating back a few years etc)...

So the OP has gotten off lightly.

If you are reading this luv' you'll never pin anything on me 😉

I'm teflonhora, ladies just slide off me 😆

My girlfriend used to wake me up with my phone in my face sayng 'what does this say and mean'

You've seen fatal attraction?

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Just choked on my coffee,the guy looks like a human potato.

Apparently.. "this Hora chap is funny"

Your only hope is that he decides her damping's wrong after a week or so and rejects her

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Yes!

As long as she doesn't check the search history and sees all the 'other' sites that you regularly visit 😳