[Closed] my wife is in labour....ouch

I hope it all goes quickly and pain free, good luck.

Best of luck! Hope the delivery is of the pea-shelling variety.

another ed miliband fan... disgraceful!

best of luck to the both of you....!

Number 3? you both know the routine then! Best of luck, hopefully you'll be smoking a cigar by sun up.

getting there...long, powerful contractions..Last time I made pizza for the midwives, this time scones.
Now, names..any suggestions?

Best you use the midwives real names, shouldn't really upset them at this delicate stage 🙂

I hope all goes well - good vibes to your lady x

Names; is it a boy or a girl and where do you live?

Depending on the answer: Ben, Sam, Jo(e), Clara, Billy/Billie, James, Charles/Charlotte (Charlie).
Or
Mercedes-Louise, Britney-Katharine, Pippa-Rihanna, Evander, Justin,

Seriously, I hope junior emerges soon and well.

37 hours of very painful labour for our little lad to come into the world. My wife doesn't remember much about it, whilst I recall every animalistic, gutteral moan and scream. Worst experience of my life (and also one of the best at the end).

My wife's already banging on about another (he's only 7 months old), so it can't be that painful, can it?

Names?

What car do you drive? 😉

Number 3 you say?

2 is definitely the ideal number of children, but best wishes to you all anyway. 🙂

thegreatape (father of 3).

We're ten weeks into the 3 club, and it's ace! So all the best you and the troops. I think I was even more amazed at how bloody wonderfully the whole thing is when Isobel arrived, as I was a bit less stressed about the whole thing (missus said the same thing).

Wonderful!

kev

[i]it doesn't get any easier.. [/i]

You're doing it wrong then. By number three you should just stay at work and let her get on with it.

Congrats anyway. 😉

[i]My wife's already banging on about another (he's only 7 months old), so it can't be that painful, can it? [/i]

I think they self-release some sort of hormone during the birth that deliberately makes them forget for exactly that reason. My wife can't remember a thing about it either. She was wanting another 6 months later but I remembered the pain and screaming and pooing and bad smells and fluids and people stood around with long instruments.

I vowed from that day I'd never have sex again.

IT'S A GIRL...WOW. SO BEAUTIFUL..

Congrats. I got a new boy a week ago today. He's rather ace.

Enjoy the sleepless nights, they're killing me :O(

Congratulations!!!!

Congratulations ! We had a boy last week ! Amazing stuff !...

That was quick - sounds like our second, only two and a half hours start to finish. Congrats.

Congratulations

thanks to all, a round of applause for Florence Mary (that'll be Flo then)9lb 7oz and her amazing mum xxxxx

good work congrats...

My wife doesn't remember much about it, whilst I recall every animalistic, gutteral moan and scream. Worst experience of my life

I'll second that, Frank is one next week and I've told the Mrs if she wants another I aint holding her hand.... it was a living nightmare.

we were going to have islay for a girl... you can have that if you want 😉

congratulations guys!