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[Closed] my wife is in labour....ouch

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number 3 is on its way...at home..it doesn't get any easier..


 
Posted : 05/11/2011 5:15 am
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I hope it all goes quickly and pain free, good luck.


 
Posted : 05/11/2011 5:23 am
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Best of luck! Hope the delivery is of the pea-shelling variety.


 
Posted : 05/11/2011 5:50 am
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another ed miliband fan... disgraceful!

best of luck to the both of you....!


 
Posted : 05/11/2011 6:06 am
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Number 3? you both know the routine then! Best of luck, hopefully you'll be smoking a cigar by sun up.


 
Posted : 05/11/2011 6:18 am
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getting there...long, powerful contractions..Last time I made pizza for the midwives, this time scones.
Now, names..any suggestions?


 
Posted : 05/11/2011 6:26 am
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Best you use the midwives real names, shouldn't really upset them at this delicate stage 🙂


 
Posted : 05/11/2011 6:34 am
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I hope all goes well - good vibes to your lady x

Names; is it a boy or a girl and where do you live?

Depending on the answer: Ben, Sam, Jo(e), Clara, Billy/Billie, James, Charles/Charlotte (Charlie).
Or
Mercedes-Louise, Britney-Katharine, Pippa-Rihanna, Evander, Justin,

Seriously, I hope junior emerges soon and well.


 
Posted : 05/11/2011 6:59 am
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37 hours of very painful labour for our little lad to come into the world. My wife doesn't remember much about it, whilst I recall every animalistic, gutteral moan and scream. Worst experience of my life (and also one of the best at the end).

My wife's already banging on about another (he's only 7 months old), so it can't be that painful, can it?


 
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Names?

What car do you drive? 😉


 
Posted : 05/11/2011 7:06 am
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Number 3 you say?

2 is definitely the ideal number of children, but best wishes to you all anyway. 🙂

thegreatape (father of 3).


 
Posted : 05/11/2011 7:32 am
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We're ten weeks into the 3 club, and it's ace! So all the best you and the troops. I think I was even more amazed at how bloody wonderfully the whole thing is when Isobel arrived, as I was a bit less stressed about the whole thing (missus said the same thing).

Wonderful!

kev


 
Posted : 05/11/2011 7:42 am
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[i]it doesn't get any easier.. [/i]

You're doing it wrong then. By number three you should just stay at work and let her get on with it.

Congrats anyway. 😉


 
Posted : 05/11/2011 8:29 am
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[i]My wife's already banging on about another (he's only 7 months old), so it can't be that painful, can it? [/i]

I think they self-release some sort of hormone during the birth that deliberately makes them forget for exactly that reason. My wife can't remember a thing about it either. She was wanting another 6 months later but I remembered the pain and screaming and pooing and bad smells and fluids and people stood around with long instruments.

I vowed from that day I'd never have sex again.


 
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IT'S A GIRL...WOW. SO BEAUTIFUL..


 
Posted : 05/11/2011 8:40 am
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Congrats. I got a new boy a week ago today. He's rather ace.

Enjoy the sleepless nights, they're killing me :O(


 
Posted : 05/11/2011 8:45 am
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Congratulations!!!!


 
Posted : 05/11/2011 8:46 am
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Congratulations ! We had a boy last week ! Amazing stuff !...


 
Posted : 05/11/2011 8:47 am
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That was quick - sounds like our second, only two and a half hours start to finish. Congrats.


 
Posted : 05/11/2011 9:24 am
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Congratulations


 
Posted : 05/11/2011 9:34 am
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thanks to all, a round of applause for Florence Mary (that'll be Flo then)9lb 7oz and her amazing mum xxxxx


 
Posted : 05/11/2011 9:50 am
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good work congrats...

My wife doesn't remember much about it, whilst I recall every animalistic, gutteral moan and scream. Worst experience of my life

I'll second that, Frank is one next week and I've told the Mrs if she wants another I aint holding her hand.... it was a living nightmare.


 
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we were going to have islay for a girl... you can have that if you want 😉

congratulations guys!


 
Posted : 05/11/2011 10:13 am