[Closed] My stereotypical STW night in...

Burner on here too no drink yet as I've been on nights so a whiff will knock me out, waiting for Master Chef to start. And no vegetarian in this house thanks got the bedroom shuffle out of the way this am.

got the bedroom shuffle out of the way this am.

Oh you charmer...

I'm currently in the bath.

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I'm currently in the bath.

Pics then.

Shuffling?

Drinking home brewed beer, dinner in the bottom oven of the Aga, watching a repeat of NCIS. Two out of three, I suppose.

Packing for the weekend me, will be tapping out a beat to the click of my heart and shift of the gears tomorrow and Sunday, have already set record for L-B-L and working from home planned Monday.. 😀
I'm looking ahead to that single malt mentioned above but that will have to wait for an hour and a half whilst I drive South, South to the Coast.

Haven't "shuffled" in about a month and a half, be buggered if I can actually remember that far back 😳

dinner in the bottom oven of the Aga

Won't it be rather warm? Try sitting at the table.

I'm heading to a corporate do at the Belfry this weekend but this evening I've just made myself a Long Island Ice Tea and am chilling out while drinking that. Not sure yet what cocktail I'll make next.

Burner on...............good god it is April!

I assumed that

dinner in the bottom oven of the Aga

Meant bum sex.

I'm making a paper mache astronaut helmet.

I am going to ruin it later by having a vegetarian meal and some sex

Otherwise known as Gnocchi Nookie night.

Otherwise known as Gnocchi Nookie night.

More like Quorn porn 🙁

I assumed that

dinner in the bottom oven of the Aga

Meant bum sex.

Lol at that 😉

I'm heading to a corporate do at the Belfry this weekend

You poor bastard

3/4 of the way down a nice Shiraz, off to a party in 10 mins with Mrs Cat. Who knows what later may bring. 😀

Just settling the kids. Then it's 90 mins on the turbo watching the World Cup XCE. Dinner will likely be a protein and oat shake and a slice of cheese on toast. Probably not very STW.

You poor bastard

Hopefully shouldn't be too bad - there is zero corporate content (had that a couple of weeks back at Sunningdale so I suspect someone here is a golfer), it's just an excuse for a bit of a piss-up etc. at a nice location and families get to come too.

In a moment of hungover weakness I had my first McDonald's in years this afternoon. I've just thrown it all back up. Vile stuff. So lay in bed feeling sorry/angry at myself

[quote=Jamie a dit]I'm currently in the bath.

is it a [url= http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=monkey%20bath ]monkey bath[/url]? Your legs don't look very red. Have you taken in a nice mug of tea and a good book, perhaps with 6Music playing on the wireless?

Jamie's bathroom door is unlocked, I'm off to join him

Given your previous post, make sure you clean your teeth.

Burner going here too and some toerag is stealing all my bandwidth, said toerag is blocking view of the stove and has now just ripped out a fart,
yes it stinks. 👿

Just sneaked one out myself. 😀

I've just got back from the pub with a kebab, which I'm going to eat whilst drinking white wine and watching something American and trashy on telly.

I ain't bowing to the STW man, man.

For some reason, I didn't think Jamie was old enough to have hairy legs.

Burner on...............good god it is April!

It's about 5c here tonight and I live with 3 cold blooded animals.

For some reason, I didn't think Jamie was old enough to have hairy legs.

You should see my [b][HELL NO!-MODS.][/b]

Jamie's bathroom door is unlocked, I'm off to join him

Beat you to his house;

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Genuine lol.

Heh.

Trying - and failing - to marry up the Audax UK calendar with the family calendar, with an old Grand Designs on in the background which Jnr is addicted to.

No beer or spirits so far.

Pretty shitty end to a pretty shitty birthday frankly

vegetarian meal and some sex.

I never realised that the first of those ever led to the second...

Oh yes. Just a bit more gassy than usual.

Vegetarian? I assume oral is off the dessert menu then?

Depends if they are one of those crap vegetarians who still eats fish.

..and likes the smell of bacon.

Pretty shitty end to a pretty shitty birthday frankly

Treat yourself to a cheeky DW over pics of Jamie in the bath.

Oh, and happy birthday!

Houns - Member
Vegetarian? I assume oral is off the dessert menu then?

Chocolate pudding.

Filth

*insert spotted dick joke here*

Filth

Me? I'm clean as a whistle.

I just ate an iDiet meal and put my kids to bed, now I'm watching netflix and planning a ride for tomorrow.

How's that?

Any cream?

Proof reading my eldest's dissertation whilst quaffing Lidl Graffenwalder, one way or another i shall soon be asleep.

I just ate an iDiet meal

Sausages?

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Windows open and heating's been off for a week..
Strong tea and roll-ups..
I'm alternating between rebuilding a unicycle into a new frame and sketching out a piece of graffiti end to end wildstyle burner style destined for a community music event later in the year..

Me and my two pre-school children bickered incessantly all day and had unethically sourced cod fillets, mash and frozen veg for tea

(I did however edit this post to make it a bit more grammatically accessible seeing as it's STW)

That young lady has an impressive amount of pork in her mouth there.

I just ate an iDiet meal

The one where you phone the takeaway, pay, and **** all turns up?

The one where you phone the takeaway, pay, and **** all turns up?

But the takeaway owner is a really great guy, apparently.

😀

stereotypical STW night in wouldnt be complete unless you are looking at an Audi catalogue...or worse still talking about your Audi on a forum...

But the takeaway owner is a really great guy, apparently.

I know, he keeps sending me pictures of him enjoying his holidays...