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and blanking me, clearly annoyed but refuses to tell me why. It's not even that time of the month.

I'm taking it that this is what I have to get used to in married life? If so, I think I'm going to go and join the legion.

Some rants/stories of solidarity would be most appreciated.


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 9:34 pm
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Its something you did. In a dream she had.


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 9:35 pm
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Or she's annoyed at something she thinks you may do. I often fall foul of this one.


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 9:36 pm
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Its something you did. In a dream she had

Not as ridiculous as it first sounds when you know women. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 9:36 pm
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it's that thing you did years ago she said she'd forgiven you for.


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 9:36 pm
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Go out. Ride Bike. Come back happier. Allow wife to be miserable as you pass her on the way to the beer fridge. Repeat until thaw.

I speak as a marriage veteran of 15 years. Just accept you've done something wrong, and wait patiently to be told what.

Oh +1 for what Stoner said ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 9:38 pm
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Suggest you give her your best smile, get on your bike and go for a ride ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 9:39 pm
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I think I'm going to join the Legion.

Do they need recruits at the moment?


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 9:39 pm
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Any mail order bike bling arrive today?


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 9:40 pm
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You're male. That's the reason. :mrgreen:


 
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Its something you did. In a dream she had

was there not someone on here whose wife had a dream that he had an affair and when she woke up she was then cross with him for a few days ???

Was that you Stoner have I imagined it all?


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 9:41 pm
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Any mail order bike bling arrive today?

Nahhh man, in fact, I've been saving my money like a good boy in case she/we need something.


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 9:42 pm
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Junk I remember that one too, gave me a laugh.


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 9:44 pm
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Not me. It really was someone in here whose wife had given them the evils for something in her dream he'd done. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
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Its something you did. In a dream she had.

๐Ÿ˜† Just seen that. Who was it then?


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 9:45 pm
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My g/f went off on one halfway round Gisburn Red, rollocking me for something i DIDN'T do with a girl she knew 20yrs ago!

So, because i didn't have sex with this girl 20yrs ago i was in the wrong apparently... ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 9:46 pm
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If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you. Huff etc.


 
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The Legion was recruiting in the Pyrenees last weekend.

As for Ms Bwaarp's discontent, listen for hints. She's no doubt told you half a dozen times but you haven't twigged yet.


 
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Wives is allowed to do that. It's completely OK and happy normal.
Just continue in your love for her....as she will in her love for you.
SB


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 9:47 pm
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She's annoyed because you haven't been to the pub lately. Get your coat and give her the news........


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 9:47 pm
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just ignore her


 
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The Legion was recruiting in the Pyrenees last weekend.

I'm sorely tempted.


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 9:50 pm
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Did you remember private browsing?


 
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She looks at more naked women than I do.

I attract closet lesbians. It's a running theme.


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 9:51 pm
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Enjoy the peace it will get loud soon


 
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Did you wee in the shower?


 
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My wife once stopped talking to me for 3 weeks until I found out that it was all because of something I'd done in one of her dreams. She has never told me what it was.

๐Ÿ˜€


 
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Its something you did. In a dream she had

was there not someone on here whose wife had a dream that he had an affair and when she woke up she was then cross with him for a few days ???

This has happened to me. My partner knew it was irrational but she was still very upset with me.


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 9:54 pm
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****, I don't know what I did wrong. I mean I managed to wash the dishes earlier. What more can she want from me, my soul?


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 9:55 pm
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If she won't say what you've done, do something to give reason to the foul mood, you'll at least know what the F*** is wrong.


 
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If she won't say what you've done, do something to give reason to the foul mood, you'll at least know what the F*** is wrong.

Normally I like escalating things, however I think this is like poking a dragon...with a police taser.


 
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Don't go to bed until sorted, clear the air first and wake up in a better mood for both of you


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 9:59 pm
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I've tried, I've done my best puppy dog eyes. Repeatedly. I think I'm going to have to resort to waterboarding to get it out of her.


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 10:00 pm
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It's cos your not shagging her enough, what you need to do is smack her hard on the arse and make some lewd filthy comment to her, she'll then respond in a way you couldn't even dream.of....


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 10:02 pm
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was there not someone on here whose wife had a dream that he had an affair and when she woke up she was then cross with him for a few days ???

Guilty as charged, my wife didn't talk to me for 2 weeks and to this day still refuses to go into detail much to my disappointment.


 
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you forgot some sort of aniversary, probably the one where her mother told her not to marry you,or you failed to buy her that expensive tat off qvc,when she said thats nice.

Thats why men have sheds and bikes,to get away from them.


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 10:06 pm
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Isn't that because they believe in all that mystic crap about dreams?

Anniversary isn't for 7 days yet! I've got that one covered!


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 10:06 pm
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Wedding anniversary? Still time to nip down the 24 hr garage!


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 10:06 pm
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Mines cranky cos i spent some shed time this evening. Still at least she doesn't know how much i spent on getting my wheel fixed!


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 10:23 pm
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Meh, If I'm angry I'll say it and defume then within half an hour I'm fine again. I don't get it when people don't say how they feel, I almost feel it's being abusive when you don't tell them what's pissed you off.

But hey.


 
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Go down to your local Tesco, and give them a right good bollocking.
They've obviously ran out of Fifty Shades again........


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 10:31 pm
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Ice the muffin?


 
Posted : 05/07/2012 10:34 pm
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yup same here.


 
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