[Closed] My life is officially over

[i]I've called my mate Graham (gayest hairdresser in the world) he suggests w[u]h[/u]ine. [/i]

ftfy 😉

Not only that, but its on the fringe

I honestly had to read that twice.

I went gray at 23. No biggie emsz.

It's the gray hair ''down there' that threw me!! 🙂

You'll be fine for a while yet, now open the wine

I remember finding a non grey hair once, that was several years ago....

Not a very good hairdresser if he suggests wine rather than going to the errrr, hairdresser?

just get an Audi and an Orange Five like every other middle-aged forumite

and a ban for swear filter avoidance as well 😉

You must of had a tough paper round, some big hills where you live?

You sure it's not just one of those freak white ones that grow?

so the **** thing is at least 20cm long

pube?

Vanity and happiness are not compatible

A work colleague/riding buddy has been, mostly, grey since he was 20. It's when the freakin' stuff starts falling out that you should worry.

Regard it as a 'coming of age'
old age!

pube?

In her fringe, what are you suggesting 😯

If I've got grey pubes as well I may as well end it all now!

I'm actually hyperventilating

🙂

It's when the freakin' stuff starts falling out that you should worry.

Easy now. Saves on shampoo...

I started going grey when I was 18.

Suck it up.

If I've got grey pubes as well I may as well end it all now!

My missus had a little turn like yours when she got her first grey hair. After a few years she now has the odd streak of silver that actually makes her look quite distinguished, but she does keep her hair particularly short.

Roll with it and adapt or roll over and dye...

I thought 50 shades of grey was a hit with the laydeez 😉

A touch of grey is a good look on many women, think positively at least you're not bald.

5thElefant - Member

[i]If I've got grey pubes as well I may as well end it all now![/i]

I thought they went out of fashion in the 90s?

Grey pubes or topping yourself?

Am I the only one that thinks a woman with grey hair can be very sexy....

No

Suck it up, kid. 😈

Edit: Er, perhaps that doesn't come across how it was intended.

Edit 2; Damn, neither did that.

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*Pluck*

Problem solved.

For a couple of months, anyway...

Hahahahaha.
Hth. 😀

Grey hair is very fetching, well on older wimminz, on young un's it looks well out of place innit..
I'd go directly to Boots and get some Hair Dye right NOW, make sure it's "Red" then dip and shake..

Only answer shirley. 😆

Am I the only one that thinks a woman with grey hair can be very sexy....

I fancy Helen Mirren if that helps?

That doesn't help, does it.

It's on my desk, got one of the girls to pull it out. We've decided we need cake to get over the shock. Sent the boss out with float, I think he just needed to get out of the office ( there may have been some hysterics)

grey hair..... you'll look like a silver fox... it never held back george clooney did it?

i seriously have no issue with going grey (or bald for that matter), i'm neither... but i am 37, which irks me far more 🙁

EDIT: i see you're a girl... so dye your hair, no biggie

i seriously have no issue with going grey (or bald for that matter), i'm neither... but i am 37, which irks me far more

I read that as "i seriously have no issue with going gay (or bald for that matter)..." which was a little surreal.

It's all this talk of hairdressers.

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Did the hairdresser want you to drink the wine or dip the offending hair it - starting a new craze of burgundy lowlights 😀

i started going bald at about 19. going grey would be ace. 😀

(gayest hairdresser in the world)

That must be some serious competition for that title.

Ok, officially? Going grey is NOT sexy, ok?

As someone whose bald spot appeared at age 22 I'm having a slight sympathy deficit. Going grey would have been much better, I could have been a silver fox, grrrr!

My Mum was completely grey at 14.

emsz - Member
Ok, officially? Going grey is NOT sexy, ok?

Im sorry you are wrong

Zev Bellringer from Lexx is the sexiest woman in scifi

I found my first grey hair at 15. I managed to hide the ever increasing number of them over the next 15 years (I was a goth, it wasn't just [i]accepted[/I], it was [i]expected[/I]) through liberal use of hair dye.

By the time I got to 30 I couldn't be bothered dying it any more

I'll never know if I would have gone grey or not. I've got a head like a snooker ball! 😀

Kimbers her hair is dyed... 🙄

But thanks, Hon *kisses*

Calm now, couldn't find any more. Just an odd one is not sooo bad.

we all started with just one emsz......... 😈

Another one grey and balding before 20 here.

A Patrick Stewart lookalike*!

*I may be delusional

Shave it all off. Bald headed women are well sexy (based on a data set of Sinead O'Conner in 1990 and Jessie J recently)

Or if you must dye it, go redhead. They're sexy too (rusty roof, damp cellar)

I've had one since I was about 19. Just the one though.

Otherjonv my hair was bright red up until I broke up with my ex, that colour isn't going to happen now!!

Bald isn't sexy either lol

emsz, later that day...

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Jonv you bastard!!! You owe me a new keyboard for the one I've just spat coffee all over through my nose!!!! 😆

emsz - Member
Otherjonv my hair was bright red up until I broke up with my ex, that colour isn't going to happen now!!

youve done it the wrong way round Zevs hair became Red when she regenerated into Xev Bellringer the second sexiest woman in scifi

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Anyone who still has hair gets no sympathy from me.

Ok, officially? Going grey is NOT sexy, ok?

I whole-heartedly disagree.

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My life is officially over

Life will definitely be over when the next time you notice them ... you will be 40 by then and you wonder what on earth you have done all your life to deserve this.

Anyone who still has hair gets no sympathy from me.

Once to take it in, once to pick it up!

I'll let myself out!

Doesn't plucking it cause 2 more to grow in its place?

emsz - Member
Ok, officially? Going grey is NOT sexy, ok?

Beg to differ Emsz - but then as a guy I'm qualified to say that 😛

I'm going bald

I'd love to have hair of any colour

stop complaining 🙂

Beg to differ Emsz - but then as a guy I'm qualified to say that

I'd suggest that emsz isn't interested in the opinions of middle aged blokes on what is and what isn't sexy, but then her posting stuff like this on here would suggest otherwise...

dip and shake

40 and a bit beyond the 'salt and pepper george clooney' good looks, sadly. TBF if i was that worried about what i looked like i'd never leave the house. 😀

If I've got grey pubes as well I may as well end it all now!

Ok, officially? Going grey is NOT sexy, ok?

My mates started getting noticeably grey at just 22... He likes to think he looks "distinguished". We corrected him to "tragic".

Chin up chick 😀

I remember seeing a girl with her mum in Bath once

I read that as 'I remember seeing a girl with her mum in [b]a[/b] Bath once'.

....but then I'm a dirty old fool!

All the kids are dying their hair grey, only they call it "platinum".

Here's a photo I took of Emmylou Harris a few years ago. Up close, she's stunningly beautiful, and her hair is now totally silver-white:

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This is Emmylou in her twenties, (she's in her early sixties now):

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Personally, I think the grey hair suits her much better, but hey, that's just me. Just noticed, she's actually going grey in that early photo, it's what happens when you have thick, very dark hair.

Count zero, to find out, I'd have to wait a few weeks

And fair nuff, she's OLD though, I'm not.

Wait till your first grey chest hair arrives!

My dog is only 4, has a face full of grey hairs, not done him any harm. He seems to find what he wants with either sex, no bother at all. Can't see what all the fuss is about. Grow a pair.

The day I stop dyeing my hair is the day that I'll sell my bikes. 😈

Finding a grey hair in your fringe is not a sign of getting old.

Finding forests of them coming out of your nose and ears is.

Chin up.

Grey eyebrow hairs to come as well.

Finding forests of them coming out of your nose and ears is.

and the eyebrows. don't forget the eyebrows.

And fair nuff, she's OLD though, I'm not.

Wait till your first grey chest hair arrives!

I expect that would really worry emsz!

my dad has always said i've had grey hairs since i was 6, thinking back it was probably an awful diet!

don't panic, i'm almost Phillip Schofield haha
multivitamins and a good diet?

I have a white patch in my beard. What's all that about?

Still, it beats the rest of it turning ginger for some reason best known to itself...

ah yes, ginger & grey, a winning combination 😉

sadly, just what my mo is doing. can't wait until December

I got a receding hairline at 18 (although 7 years later its still in the same place). So all in all emz...not cool....not cool. Try having lots of testosterone.

Started going grey in my 20s. Like to think I am still but in reality I am now a very very very pale grey.

Ha, just pluck it out emsz - been doing it for years and still not had to resort to permanent hair colour.

Doesn't plucking it cause 2 more to grow in its place?

If only eh? Sadly my hair is still as fine as the day I was born.

Oh and did someone mention bald . . .

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