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Molly, I know, but FFS is it sooo much to ask that I just meet someone nice?
It's not as easy as the movies make out. Pretty difficult in fact, for most people. Generally speaking, the better a person is for you, the harder they are to find. Or rather, the less likely you are to find them - you can still randomly bump into them though.
A man as ruggedly handsome as yourself will never want for a contract Bravissimo. Have you considered approaching....
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rather than keeping all your eggs in one basket with George 😉
i have more and more grey hairs sneaking through. looking forward to being like 40DD but i dont have time to practice the whole kneeling down with your knees in your shoes to look like a short person thing.
Speak for yourself i have shoulder length hair - it is starting to get the odd bit of grey now but at 42 I will live with that
Wafts Hair in shampoo advert style
Emsz not your fault and on balance you found out quite quickly what was going on which is probably the best outcome- still crap though
Fashion advice from here ..shudders
Molly, I know, but FFS is it sooo much to ask that I just meet someone nice? Not control freak, not dull, not Married!!!! Shameful, I feel a bit icky
maybe your'e fishing in the wrong pond 😉
Fashion advice? she'd do well here, we'd have her in her sisters skinny jeans and an old cardi whilst wearing brogues in no time.. but iguess she dresses ;ike that anyhoo's.
Relationship building no matter what the gender is hard enough even when you don't fancy someone.
Experiance, t'is all it is.
BOL
Emsz, what happened with the dental nurse?
She got brushed aside.
Im trying to work out what contract DD might have with George Clooney. Midget pornolike double?
Crofts, we didn't hit it off in the end.
Shes texting me loads, wants to talk. I've just phoned her and told her to **** off and leave me alone. Can't stand people who cheat. All the time I was talking to her I was thinking " weeing in your shoes bitch"
LOL
Rather more importantly, did you sort your hair out?
[i]I was thinking " weeing in your shoes bitch" [/i]
Don't just think it, do it! 🙂
In case you need assistance for weeing in anyones shoes...
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STW should give these away as an essential accessory for the ladies on the forum.
No, I went for a sort of fringe/pony tail/ messed up look in the end LOL
No, I went for a sort of fringe/pony tail/ messed up look in the end LOL
Strange alternative to a she-wee but whatever.
emsz - you're a girl who likes girls. There is no way on this planet you could EVER be branded a loser.
If there's one thing I want to be more than Valentino Rossi, its a lesbian.
You're doing it right...
If she wants to talk, talk. I doubt it will do any harm and will probably do you both good. I can think of some excellent reasons she'd want to "cheat". You might want to too one day if you want a child that has a natural father and financial security.
No point being abusive to the other party, sounds like her head is a mess.
100! 😀
Person in 'having sex' shocker.
Ok, thread resurrected as, y'know, FML
You meet someone, been for coffee, and then a sort of early evening cafe dinner thing ( straight after work as it happens, so not a "date" date, more like a "meet in town, like two grown ups, bit of chat" sort of thing. )
Anyway, it's nice, you chat, laugh, all good. You make arrangements to meet, you turn up....your date doesn't. Not answering texts, or calls. do I phone again? Is that a bit needy?
Leave it, right?
Leave it, right?
They might have died? They probably didn't.
Either way, move on.
Yeah, wait for them to explain. If they don't... f em. (not literally).
I've got one of those '2 grown ups' things on Friday 😆
Have your people call her people daaaaaahling
*salutes*
Yes sir Jamie, sir 😆
Moving on
Best thread ever.
I kidnapped a girl last night and her phone just doesn't stop ringing.
If the annoying girl calls one more time I'm going to have to kidnap her too.
*texts Amelia to arrange meeting in secluded woodland spot*
<removes advice for 10 month old problem>
I was going to read this but I think I'll leave it til sunday for the omnibus edition
I was going to read this but I think I'll leave it til sunday for the omnibus edition
I would do the same, but the signing gets in the way.
I would do the same, but the signing gets in the way.
I dunno, it's pretty much the same for every page.
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...apart from one post on page 3, when it's:
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..and 3rd post down on page 2 is:
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😀 😀 😀 😀
The best bit is that it changes every time I hit F5
Jamie, man in 2nd picture has bigger tits than me.
[i]best thread ever[/i]
My disaster zone of a love life is your best thread? Thanks Molly 😆 yeti, is that you?
Omnibus editions are what Sunday afternoons are for, right?
Emsz, you're a young attractive girl talking to a bunch of fat middle aged nerds.. you have no idea what a disaster zone looks like 🙂
talking to a bunch of fat middle aged nerds.
Oi! Speak for yourself 😡
I'm an Adonis...a short, fat, hairy adonis.
A bunch of fat middle aged nerds AND JAMIE
A bunch of fat middle aged nerds AND JAMIE
That's more like it.
and Jamie the Photoshop Boy 🙂talking to a bunch of fat middle aged nerds.
molgrips - MemberEmsz, you're a young attractive girl talking to a bunch of fat middle aged nerds.
Oi! I'm a skinny middle-aged nerd!
I wouldn't make any contact emsz. Best to never know, and as you say, you'll come across as needy.
As an aside, if I ever lose about 10 to 15 years, change sex to female, get pretty, I'll happily marry you. Dunno why. You sound look a good 'un.
x
I'm not a nerd!! (but the other two work though)
*[i]Google images "Hollyoaks"[/i]*
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Hmm, skinny midget with eating disorder, smokes and drinks too much and is a bit obsessive and more than a bit needy and clingy more like
Hmm, skinny midget with eating disorder, smokes and drinks too much and is a bit obsessive and more than a bit needy and clingy more like
If I was 20 years older and female...
There's nothing wrong with being needy and clingy as long as the other person isn't an independent type. You just need to find someone else who's clingy and you have a close loving relationship 🙂
Hmm, skinny midget with eating disorder, smokes and drinks too much and is a bit obsessive and more than a bit needy and clingy more like
Yup. That's a better description of me.
p.s DON"T EVER LEAVE ME! I
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Just for Molly. Just to keep you up to speed Hun
Sat night. First date for ages, had to have a couple behore I went, steady the nerves, y know? *may* have overdone it... For some reason I just kept giggling like a ****.
Anyway she's mates with some friends on FB that are mates of some of my friends ( it's complicated) and was pretty short about her date. It was pretty rude ha ha
*may* have been staring at her breasts though, TBF they were pretty impressive
If you're to stare at something, breasts are deffo the things to stare at. If they are impressive, its rude NOT to. 😆
Oh bloody hell!!! Emsz - you do realise that your renewed nork-staring Lezzer activity has probably ushered in some more flooding.
Yup. That's a better description of me.p.s DON"T EVER LEAVE ME! I
Only if you promise me you'll never die.
*Passes Binners the Kleenex*
Binners , what the actual **** are you talking about? 😆
Ha ha, what a ****.
Mind you, he did say floods and disease, which is prob why I've got a scratchy fud this morning 😆
Yay, updates 🙂
When you say 'rude' do you mean in a good way, or a bad way?
which is prob why I've got a scratchy fud this morning
*swoon*
Rude in a bad way Molly.
It wasn't a great date TBF.
Your all going to so hate me.
So there's this girl, our heroine lets call her Amelia, she meets her princess, lets call her Sara. It's sort of doomed and all messed up from the start ( aren't all the best love stories) because although Sara is so obvs falling, she's very very confused ( as an aside, she never seemed that confused when...y'know... But I digress) anyway they get to have a few months of happy, then Sara goes to Uni, LDR...never really works, long story short it all falls apart ( mostly it turns out because Sara can't keep her hands to herself what did I say about confused?)
Any ways, they go there separate ways, there's a bit of trying to make it work, a bit of fallout sex, lots of recriminations, lots of shouty phone calls... You know the sort of thing. Then it's quiet....too quiet. Our heroine tries to move on, her princess finds new happyness... But deep down they sort of move around each other like a bit of a whirlpool... It's almost inevitable really....
How in the world did I end up being "the bit on the side"
Pictures, or...
Hmm.. sounds familiar...
I'm the bit on someone's side. Enjoy it. I am. The best parts of a relationship (sex) without a relationship
Win, and as they say, win
What houns said, take it as a compliment that youre better at the monkey business, but never have to worry about doing the washing up.
Thanks for the update emsz. You're only a bloody whipper snapper, for gods sake. Enjoy to for what it is. In years to come you'll be settled down and be able to pour forth gushing eulogies about your perfect partner to nauseate people on internet forums 😉