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I was about to post that, actually, I think the umpiring has been pretty good in this series. But that 'no shot' was a shocker. As above, in club cricket that was clearly no shot offered.

It doesn't matter anyway. The pitch is a fricking minefield and england will do well to get 120 second dig.


 
Posted : 14/02/2021 11:47 am
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Yup that was inexplicable. I hate to be a whinging pom but between the dodgy pitch and the umpiring it was always going to be an uphill struggle. Still, Foakes showed it was quite possible to bat on this surface.


 
Posted : 14/02/2021 11:48 am
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In fairness, umpiring pretty good. It's a nightmare trying to umpire on a wicket like that with all that turn, bat pad double noises, and so on. That's where the DRS system is supposed to act as a safety net, but the 3rd umpiring has been awful.


 
Posted : 14/02/2021 11:59 am
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And we wake up to find:
India still batting
Moeen with 4 wickets
And Ben Foakes standing up to Stuart Broad after a masterclass behind the stumps.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 9:36 am
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Great bit of analysis by Murali Kartik right now on Moeen's action.

Moeen has sacrificed action on the ball for consistency - I.e. reduced the number of moving parts, but lost some energy through the crease as a result.

Panesar did it with his pronounced hip swivel, gained consistency but lost a bit of 'snap'.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 9:43 am
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Missed stumping.....

Noooooooooooo!


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 10:07 am
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Excellent century from Ashwin


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 10:48 am
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Century and a 5fer for Ashwin, amazing.

Missed stumping…..

Noooooooooooo!

England are tired but the fielding has been a bit poor really.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 10:54 am
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And now, what every opening pair dread. An uncertain wait whilst a number 11 takes the piss....


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 11:06 am
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That's that then.
How many wickets will England lose before close?
And how close will they get to the India score?


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 11:11 am
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How many wickets will England lose before close?

I'll go with three.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 11:12 am
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England all out by the end of the day? :-/


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 11:22 am
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Err after that first ball from Axar, can I revise my estimate, please?


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 11:26 am
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Root very very lucky to not be out there I think.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 12:33 pm
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How did Root get away with that?? Pretty shocking decision.....


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 12:35 pm
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No idea how Root has got away with that, no idea at all.
On the upside, Dan Lawrence looked good, just in time for Bairstow to come into the side.


 
Posted : 15/02/2021 12:36 pm
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I think we can also deduce that the selection of Kuldeep was not Kohli's preferred option....


 
Posted : 16/02/2021 10:45 am
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So Moeen Ali to go home.....

Mixed feelings about this. On one hand I can see living in the bubble is not a lot of fun. Not a huge amount of fun here either mind.

On the other, a spinner getting to play two more test matches for your country in conditions that are specifically set up to suit spinners unlike pretty much every other test he might play in for the next couple of years and turning the chance down....

The cynic in me after that little cameo with the bat thinks he got a bit of marketing in ready for the IPL auctions on Thursday and job done, time to put his feet up ready for a proper pay cheque.

That or the atmosphere in the camp is unpleasant for/to him. I hope it's not that.


 
Posted : 16/02/2021 5:15 pm
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Remember he had Covid recently, he had always planned to go back he just didn't change his mind.


 
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Lot of hype around the Hundred today, but does anyone give even the tiniest shit about it?


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 12:06 pm
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Lot of hype around the Hundred today, but does anyone give even the tiniest shit about it?

To quote Vic Marks in his farewell article on the Graun....

"Like Brexit, the Hundred has been smouldering and mouldering for about four years; like Brexit most people recognise it’s a crap idea, but no one has the balls to stop it."

Pretty much sums it up.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2020/dec/23/last-post-after-31-years-farewell-vic-marks-cricket


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 12:17 pm
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prat a minge cricket


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 12:17 pm
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The other view on the Hundred is that it's not for existing cricket lovers. It's on free to air, is easy to understand and will hopefully bring new fans to the game.
I'm not a big fan of the idea as I can't really see what it brings that Blast doesn't, but I'm aware that as an avid consumer of cricket and lover of turgid 5 day tests, I'm not really the target market.
What I will say is that putting Women's cricket on an equal programme to mens cricket is a very positive step.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 12:23 pm
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No fan of the format here either- BBC sport early this morning were treating the 'draft' and 'player reveal' like final day of a football transfer period.

What I will say is that putting Women’s cricket on an equal programme to mens cricket is a very positive step.

Has the pay changed then- previously the women's salaries were a fraction of the men's, despite prize money being equal.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 12:32 pm
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It is cricket for people who just want the bang and crash bits.

It's a bit like me saying I don't really like football all that much, but I find the drama of a penalty shootout compelling, so stop bothering with the other 90/120/whatever minutes and just go straight to penalties.

It serves a purpose, but it is too close to 20/20 to make much difference, I reckon.


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 12:35 pm
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I think it's a stupid idea but I also think people are getting way OTT about it. I'll probably still watch it.

I think they should have just admitted defeat and done the EPL (ha) modelled on the IPL like most other franchises. I think they wanted to out-IPL the IPL and come up with something more exciting but I'm not sure it will work really. Is it going to attract the same star line-ups?

I refuse to watch the Big Bash League (sponsored by KFC), it just seems too crass and cheesy even for me!


 
Posted : 23/02/2021 12:43 pm
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England to bat first.


 
Posted : 24/02/2021 9:39 am
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3 seamers and 1 spinner is a ballsy selection, particularly when India have picked 3 spinners. I fear there will be a lot of pressure on Joe root with bat and with ball.


 
Posted : 24/02/2021 9:51 am
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3 seamers and 1 spinner is a ballsy selection, particularly when India have picked 3 spinners. I fear there will be a lot of pressure on Joe root with bat and with ball.

India may well feel it is worth the risk of losing a wicket or two to hit the one specialist spinner out of the attack. That leaves Root with nowhere to go....


 
Posted : 24/02/2021 10:15 am
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Good god, talk sport is shite.


 
Posted : 24/02/2021 10:20 am
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Good god, talk sport is shite.

It really is.
Cricket social on BBC or Channel 4 (possibly without the pictures) are your best bets.


 
Posted : 24/02/2021 10:26 am
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Good point, I'm WFH today so I can watch C4


 
Posted : 24/02/2021 10:29 am
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**** me, Bairstow's just single handedly burnt a review when he was plumb in front. Didn't even consider asking his partner. Presumably didn't fancy getting a duck. Self before team......


 
Posted : 24/02/2021 10:39 am
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He looked absolutely outraged too, I assumed he must have nicked it but he was miles away. Idiotic review.


 
Posted : 24/02/2021 10:54 am
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He looked absolutely outraged too, I assumed he must have nicked it but he was miles away. Idiotic review.

Just saw the replay - he was motioning that he thought it was going down leg.


 
Posted : 24/02/2021 12:12 pm
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Ah yes, a good old fashioned England collapse.
Good to see Root getting out early to save energy for some bowling.


 
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Painful


 
Posted : 24/02/2021 12:33 pm
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This is the only problem with test cricket - one sessions and a few overs in and the result is already known. Like someone getting a hat trick in the first 5 minutes of a football match. Ch4 have paid for 4 more days of telly that few will bother with.


 
Posted : 24/02/2021 12:38 pm
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Just saw the replay – he was motioning that he thought it was going down leg.

Exactly why you ask your partner. Who would have told him to keep walking.


 
Posted : 24/02/2021 12:41 pm
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RIP. Went on a client meeting when we were beginning to look a bit more secure at 70-odd for two...


 
Posted : 24/02/2021 12:50 pm
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This is the only problem with test cricket – one sessions and a few overs in and the result is already known.

First test went into day 5 with all 3 results possible.


 
Posted : 24/02/2021 2:03 pm
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First test went into day 5 with all 3 results possible.

Well, yes. That was the first test. But sometimes like seemingly this match, not so much.


 
Posted : 24/02/2021 2:11 pm
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First ball wicket for Root, seems he was playing 2 spinners afterall.
If we can get rid os Sundar we might just still be in the game.


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 10:45 am
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Some confused and dazed looking Indian fans. Bye bye Washington


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 10:57 am
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disgraceful pitch


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 10:58 am
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2 in 3


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 11:00 am
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🙂 3-0-2.3


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 11:00 am
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WTAF


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 11:01 am
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It’s great seeing the Indians quiet


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 11:01 am
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Tuffers might get a game if the pitches carry on like this.


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 11:01 am
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Ishant walking in wondering who he'll be bowling at when the lights come on?


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 11:02 am
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Looks like we picked too many bowlers full stop! Leach Root Stokes would’ve been enough.


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 11:10 am
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Time for the skip to take himself off before his figures get ruined.....


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 11:14 am
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good decision to keep himself on, Ashwin just slogged to DSL

Got 4 balls to potentially take 5-5


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 11:18 am
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Rooooooooooooot. #prayforhisfifer


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 11:18 am
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What TF


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 11:19 am
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Holy moly, this is bonkers.


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 11:20 am
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picked 4 seamers !!!!!


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 11:31 am
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Blimey... Wish I'd been watching this instead of working.


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 11:35 am
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🙂
First five for
Roooooooooooot
Now don't let Kohli smile again


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 11:40 am
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5 for !


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 11:41 am
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Wow - what a morning!


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 11:42 am
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Blimey… Wish I’d been watching this instead of working.

2 or 3 screens, 1 of which is reserved for cricket is essential.


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 11:43 am
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5 for 8 in 6.2


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 11:44 am
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is root bowling


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 11:45 am
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This is the only problem with test cricket – one sessions and a few overs in and the result is already known.

What idiot wrote this!

It might still be over by lunch tomorrow (whatever lunch is call now) but it might well be fun getting there. Messy watching I suspect.


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 11:47 am
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For ****s Sake...


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 12:01 pm
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Oof


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 12:03 pm
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Too high 😃
Make it count Johnnie


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 12:05 pm
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lucky boy


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 12:05 pm
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Unbelievable. What is Sibley thinking?


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 12:06 pm
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Christ on a bike


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 12:06 pm
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innings defeat


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 12:06 pm
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Over by tomorrow lunch seems optimistic!


 
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Jeepers, what are you playing at Johnnie? Got away with that one.


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 12:06 pm
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Hmmm, over by tea and tiffin?


 
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FFS, next ball.


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 12:07 pm
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Root to be hero or villain here...


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 12:08 pm
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YEEESss
A run


 
Posted : 25/02/2021 12:08 pm
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Over by tomorrow lunch seems optimistic!

Revised my opinion already! Bloody edit button disappeared after 15mins.


 
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