[Closed] Mowing freshly laid turd

Said cat probably hates you too. Hates you enough to turd on your lawn. You must be horrible.

****ing stinks, murderous thoughts of using the mower on said cats arse have often been considered

At least it's not your car keys.

Look next time and don't leave it so long between mows you lazy bastard.

Ah, Yes.

Shredded pcb.

Get a cat yourself

Get a cat yourself

Or a lion 🦁

Edit: I accept that is still a kind of cat 🙀

Freeze it and hammer it into their lawn….or something…?

I found keeping the hose pipe out, in view, near our lawn has stopped the local cats from crapping all over it.

This may be tangentially linked to the recent period where said hose pipe would be used to liberally douse any cats that I happened to catch in our garden. Fun times.

Could be like that cucumber thing where they assume it’s a snake and therefore a threat..

Give it a tug and if it doesnt lift you should be good to go.
Only take about a third off the top though....
Be very careful if strimming freshly laid turd

White pepper and human pee, if apparently good at putting them off... well I think it a good reason to pee in the garden anyways (partner isn't so happy when I do it in the front garden ;D )
Though the RSPCAdon't make mention of these options.. automatic garden sprayer sounds like the simplist option