[Closed] most annoying tv chef?

Jamie Oliver. I don't shop at Sainsbury's because of him.

Ainsley harriot, what a ****!!

Gary Rhodes - 'Build the dish' go **** yourself.

Jamie Oliver for me too.

James Martin - coz he trys to run cyclists over

Nigella minger with huge honkers for Middle class IT types to dream about - looks like her dad and cooks like a ****

The "Indian Food Made Easy" one, great food, but can't stand her - real slimy "look-how-rich-and-good-looking-I-am" feeling about her.

Gary Rhodes and Nigella

Oliver. ****.

Floyd was worth watching, the others weren't/aren't.

since when was c n u t a swear ?

Nigella without a doubt

Decisions decisions, so many to choose from...

Definitely that Jamie Oliver twunt, smug little ****

ainsley idiot is the devil, i'm certain of it!

I dont get why people have such hatred for Jamie Oliver, hes a bit of a wannbe geezer with a fat tongue but he has done some great things for school dinners in the UK and now US. His books are simple to follow and cant say Ive actually made anything bad from them.

I dont see what everyones problem with him is to be honest.

Ainsley gets my vote: way too faux camp, inane and generally very punchable.

All knobs apart from his royal Floydness

I recall with great clarity his garlic, antilope penis and cannibis leaves cook up - brilliant

I do find I've picked up a lot from Jamies style though

Plum

Gordon Ramsay... Would love to smash his smug face in and then drag him by his £150 quid haircut behind his audi suv.

Marco Pierre White.
I'd like to shove his fancy little stock pots up his smug... Anyway, Marco Pierre White.

Don't get the Oliver hate either. Probably tried to do more for the nation's children's diets than most on here. Must be due to the fact that he is popular and successful.

Anthony Worral Thompson. He is summed up by the cooking instructions on his sausages... "Prick with fork".

Who's that fat idiot that reviews cars in a Sunday supplement. He's a prize twonk that one.

James Martin - coz he trys to run cyclists over

harriot.. rhodes and ramsay... I do NOT like them..

Michel Roux Jr should slow roast them on a spit..

None, life's too short

Nigella. Nice boobs but really annoying

Graham Kerr.

Not a chef, but that bald kanoute off of masterchef.

Can't stand Nigella.

Really like Jamie Oliver.

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[b]Marco Pierre White[/b] wins hands down for me - what's with the tea towel thing, does he think he's Yasser Arafat? and the knorr ads make me want to punch the TV. takes himself far too seriously

as for Jamie i'm in two minds, yes he's a bit of a mockney nobber, but he does some great recipes, and i quite admired him for the school dinners campaign

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yes,I agree that the Oliver c n u t tried to do good things with the school meals, but I still can't bear him, I think I've pinned it down,it's the lisp.

oh, that and the fact that he's a t w @ t.

jamie oliver... walks round talking almighty about what you should feed ye kids etc. Might want to cut down on afew pies himself.

I used to love twizzlers 😈

Oliver is alright. Read this article and see what you think:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/oct/11/jamie-oliver-chef-school-dinners

Sounds thoroughly decent to me.

Them pair off masterchef that just shout. I swear I once heard/read they both visit a sex dungeon together. Why do they need to shout all the time.

I can't understand all this hatred of Jamie Oliver either. The most annoying for me is probably between Nigella (although I still would 😉 ) and Heston Blumenthal - that guy is so far up his own a** it's untrue.

that creepy **** that has a camera man in his huge fridge, writes in the gaurdian on saturday (or is it the observer) he even manages to tear up herbs in a way that bugs me, Nigel Slater thats the guy 👿

Heston.

All this talk of Masterchef reminded me of this funny but very creepy sketch from 15 years ago.

Mike Robinson (chef) is a nuclear ****t.

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+1 "them pair off masterchef" I don't even know who they are and they still annoy me.

Ramsay's a twunt, Ainlsey is a clown (who thankfully seems to have disappeared)

Nothing against Jamie Oliver, his mockney geezer routine is a bit forced but he has actually made an effort to improve the food people eat

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I've remembered his name. Platinum prick - Ross Burden.

James Martin, didn't come across well in the programme about him doing the Mille Miglia.
And is it only me that thinks Greg Wallace off masterchef looks like an angry lobster? But he's not that annoying.

Quite like Jamie Oliver does good food that's easy to make. Floyd was in a different class he made cooking proper entertainment as opposed to just cooking. .

Anthony Worral Thompson.

This. The word ©unt was invented to describe him.

However I love John Torode and Gregg Wallace. There's something fascinating about the way the boys eat. Enormous mouths.

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