[Closed] Most annoying people on tv....

Michael McIntyre for a starter.

Used to be Michael Barrymore, never saw the appeal.

Davina MacCall has me reaching for the big red off button.

HE MAKES ME SPIT VENOM
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Gary Wilmot.

Belen Esteban.

a tie between jeremy kyle and piers morgan.

Dec and Ant

Any of the New Labour women such as Harriet Harperson, Hazel "Squirrel Nutkin" Blears and Yvette Cooper. If they're on Question Time I just have an irrational desire to give them a slap.

heidi montag

The nations sweetheart Cheryl Cole. Makes my ears bleed.

"Dr" Gillian Mckeith
Nicky Cambell
Judy Finnegan

just for starters

Whoever makes celebrity documentaries. Obviously I don't watch them, but whenever I'm watching one of the minor ITV channels these advert/previews come on for the latest "What Peter Andre last shoved up his back passage", "Jordan's next child's surname" series 3 of "Kerry Katona's Love Handle Watch" etc etc.
What kind of lobotomised moron are these made for?

All of the above and...

Jimmy Carr

Now that's a face that deserves a slap... smug geet

Michael McIntyre - not funny
Harry Hill - even less funny
Alistair Darling - trying to blame the ComDems for the problems his lot created

Clare Spalding. Thread Closed.

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Frankie Boyle

There's an "off" button you know!

etc...

Harry Hill - even less funny

WRONG WRONG WRONG.

Any one of the presenters from breakfast that get sent out amongst the british population to wake them up at some god awful hour to make some glib demonstration of something - usually Tim Muffet or that other one who's worse but I can't remember his name. Or there sports reporters that have to have a go at something, and humourly/predictably fall in the water. Or their weather reporters who need to stand on the roof/in the garden/at Ascot/Wimbldon/The Chelsea Flower Show to read the weather.

These people are so dislikable that even the people who employ them can't bear to let them come indoors

+1 for Cheryl Cole.. simpering insincere prat..

in fact all of those foul and midnight creatures on the x-factor judges panel..

the four horsemen of the musical apocalypse

Piers Morgan. That is all.

[url= http://skin.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=4962166769 ]Clare Spalding[/url]?

You're a bit of a git aren't you?

alan carr - thread closed

Piers Morgan is a **** on and off the telly.

Noel Edmunds.

It's a simpler question to ask who isn't irritating/annoying.

its nice to see you, to see you nice.

sends shivers down my spine 😡

Michael Fish............pure evil.

How he can live with himself, is quite frankly beyond me 😐

I mean, look at that hair, glasses, tache, jacket, shirt, nose, forehead....

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Yeah I know it's an old pic, but he's been annoying me for a long time now.

Michael Fish............pure evil.

Was it possible to buy a suit like that, even back then? He must have had it made - just as well it's in B&W.

Was it also him forgot to mention the 1987 storms on the forecast the day before? Git.

Ricky Gervais - can't stand him

Piers Morgan would top my list. He is a vile and repulsive smarmy creature with no backbone or sense of decency. Every time one of these threads appears I comment what a smugly punchable two hat he is. That smirk of getting away with it after putting people in the forces lives at risk and jepordising the safety of british people abroad especially soldiers is beyond retribution. He also was heading the Mirror news group when they published the stories of Cheryl Cole being racist. Seems to have all been brushed under the carpet now they work for Cowel. He needs burning and forgetting about.

Louis Walsh, Louis Spence obviously...

But mostly Rob EFFING McElwee off BBC weather. His presenting style and delivery make it almost impossible to concentrate on what he is saying without wanting to slap him around the face with a soggy leather glove...

Giles Brandreth
Jeremy Kyle
Roy McGrath
Rick Gervais and his chums
Simon Cowell
Louis Walsh
In fact anyone with anything to do with X Factor
Ant and Dick
Adrian Chiles
Charlie (WHO?) Boorman

Jonathon Ross
Suzi Perry
Jeremy Clarkson

All of them damn annoying muppets

makes me want to buy a sniper rifle

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simon cowel has the oddest hair? How does he do that?

The entire cast of Eastenders, especially that rusty trumpet Bianca.

Ainsley Harriot
seconded - Nicky Campbell
Diane Abbott MP
seconded - Gillian 'Poo Lady' McQuack
..and from the other side of the pond: Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck

How could I have forgotten Jonathan Ross? Goofy-looking, smug, immature, unfunny, utterly talentless GIT.

clarkson for his politics and his shouty thing when he gets excited, hammond for trying too hard to be clarkson.

Retro - not Claudia - she is lovely in a very dotty sort of way

compared to the twerps on TV she is great.

I'm watching nigel slater at this very moment, not because i want to (i have no choice in the mater) and he drives me right up the wall

[i]Retro - not Claudia - she is lovely in a very dotty sort of way[/i]

+1

Someone did point out above though, if we're talking about people on telly then it's a much shorter list if you say who isn't annoying.

I've no idea if he's still on telly or not but I'm fairly sure I could have watched this bloke getting hit by a lorry and it wouldn't have bothered me.

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He does appear to be pretty much everything I hate about people (so that'll be pretty much everything then), all bundled up into one fat chinned, arrogant, humourless, bullying package.

You just know he plucks a gap between those eyebrows.

Sorry have now realised it should be Clare Balding not Spalding. Doesn't make her any less annoying though.

If I had 1 bullet Richard "Tricky Dicky" Arnold, makes me want to put my head through my own telly

Claudia Winkleman and that toffy **** that's presenting film 2010, it was bad enough when Barry Norman left but now we have two people who have no interest in films whatsoever.

Anyone off the Apprentice, everything that is wrong with smug prats with no business accumen whatsoever but think they can talk the talk

Anyone who whores themselves as a "celebrity" ie no talent, just famous

Cheryl Cole - "oh she's such a survivor" maybe so, but she does do a good line in race hate crimes

I could go on

Frankie Boyle.....I'd rather spend an hour at the dentist than sit and endure a single minute of his humourless drivel.

Having been stuck in the house for a few days and therefore subjected to daytime TV, I'd like to nominate Lucy Alexander off Homes Under The Hammer. While I'm at it, am I the only person to wonder whether her tendency to wear long coats all the time is to hide an enormous arse?

Andy

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Woppit what are you doing watching telly at 8.28 in the morning, when you should be cycling down the pavement in East Smithfield on your sexy black Brompton ?

Fearne Cotton
Kate Thornton
Dermot O'Leary
i.e most of those type of presenters who do dumbed down tv shows, or basically most of the drivel on ITV
Peter Andre
Richard Hammond - especially with his midlife crisis longer hair and beads round his neck
Richard Madley

TandemJeremy - Member

Retro - not Claudia - she is lovely in a very dotty sort of way

samuri - Member

+1

We'll have to agree to disagree then!

I'd rather wear stinging nettle underpants than watch her on the telly.

ernie_lynch - Member
Woppit what are you doing watching telly at 8.28 in the morning, when you should be cycling down the pavement in East Smithfield on your sexy black Brompton ?

Erm, that's an obviously old picture that I got by googling for an image, not something I took myself. Are you really that dim?

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From the Sky TV "newspaper review" section.