[Closed] Mild rule breakers - Get bragging

..I've also ridden my mountain bike offroad in Austria. I'm an internationally wanted man.

Bought a phone.

Instructions said to charge it for 16 hours before use.

Used it straight away without charging.

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We rode our tandem on the gravel in front of Sanssouci Palace, Potsdam, Germany and got severely reprimanded by a man in a grey uniform.

I touched the gold coronation state coach 😈

I'm drying out my wet kit from the ride into the office by draping it over a heater labelled 'DO NOT COVER'.

I went for a pee in the Blue Peter garden.

Had double inguinal hernia surgery two weeks ago, told to take it easy for six weeks, been in the gym three times already.

I went for a pee in the Blue Peter garden.

I peed in a swimming pool.

zippykona

THAT'S NOT MILD!!!!!! THAT'S JUST PLAIN WRONG!!!!!

I don't think I know any of you! Flounces off holding back the tears.

@Edukator
It was [i]here[/i] that got us into trouble. It was all right to ride your bike over [i]there[/i] but not over [i]here[/i] you see.
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I take the reflectors off

The footpath to my house has no cycling signs at each end.
I always ride to my house 😈

I sometimes take photographs using the Auto setting 😯

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Was a set-up I'm afraid... we were actually allowed, so not even a mild rule break

ONE PANINI PLEASE.

Also, I don't care if its its, or it's it's - I just type its all the time anyway, its very liberating.

If my wife falls asleep before the end of a film, which has been known, I sometimes make up a different ending.

I often take more than one plastic glove when filling up with diesel, I horde the rest in my van.

I forgot, I also once stole a tea spoon from number 10 Downing Street.
Don't tell anyone.

I surf STW when I'm NOT in work

I take the vegetable bags from Tescos in big bundles for use at home.

Similar to bigyinn, I grab handfuls of the ziplock bags at airport security to keep kit dry when riding.

I take my luggage on the airport escalators.

Pah!

I take my son on the escalators. In his buggy.

Ok OK Ok! I'll fess up.. the front hub on my bike doesn't match the rear, different brands AND different colours!

I take my son on the escalators. In his buggy.

I take random peoples children on the escalators (suitably drugged in a suitcase)...

I sometimes wee sitting down, I quite like it

CaptainFlashheart - Member

Pah!

I take my son on the escalators. In his buggy.

On my bike, I sometimes nip through the security barrier at work, straight after a car has gone through.

I feel mildly dangerous

I sometimes leave the toilet seat down to have a pee while standing up....

I didn't put the bins out on Tuesday 😳

I remove USB sticks without ejecting them first.

...most of the above I can accept and I'm sure those confessing to murder are mainly misunderstood (though weeing without seat up is pretty much watersports.)

Just don't stand on the left on tube escalators. Or you'll hear me saying 'excuse me!" in sanctimonious tones. And no one wants that.

And I don't care how gansta you are, don't leave the fridge door open whilst putting milk in tea.

I rode along a NT footpath on the CX'er earlier and got caught by a Ranger, I say a Ranger but he couldn't actually confirm whether he was or not. I asked for ID or something to confirm who he was but sadly Ashley couldn't enlighten me. 😀
I also explained the nature of the path and that it's used by families as a permissive pathway and is used by kids on bikes and dog walkers for well over 20 years now, he seemed little interested in all that and quite content to want to escort me 1/2mile down to the road. Of course I politely declined his kind offer, asked if he had a Boss or actually someone who was either the Landlord or the Agent of the Landlord, I fear I put Ashley in an awkward position when I started to ask these questions, sadly for him I think I may have dissipated his initial angst with both intelligence and fitness.

I got escorted off Lord mountbatten's estate by a gamekeeper after taking a wrong turn on a marathon training run. I knew it wasn't the official Test way route but it actually follows the river which is beautiful, a gate was left open that wasn't usually so I went for it.
Claimed I was lost, gamekeeper\fishery guy said the Lord would have his head if I passed on that side of of the house. Shame 'cos it was such a nice route far nicer than the actual test way which seems to hardly go near the river, in that area anyway.

You lot are totally out of control!

I walk across my yard at work to my truck everyday with NO Hi-Viz, even though the sign says I have to have it on!

I also use the wash bay before 6am.. Even after a memo was issued saying this was not to happen.

I climb on top of my tanker without raising the handrails...

I don't turn up for work until bang on my start time (much to my bosses annoyance)

I never read work memos.

I ride with a tinted visor.

I filter to the front of queues on my bikes.

I don't always remove my helmet to pay for fuel.

I'm a man with blatant disregard for rules.. Surprised I'm still even breathing.

Wrong way down a one way in Waitrose car park.

Thug Life y'all

Always taste the grapes before I buy them. Every week for 25 years.

My clotted cream always goes on top of the jam on top of the scone.

I always drive at exactly 3mph above the prevailing speed limit.

And when in America, I walk places, including CROSSING THE ROAD WITHOUT A CROSSING.

I ride on pavements……….

I've been to Finningley to see the Vulcan take off and landing.

Alarm starts beeping when leaving supermarket.

Security goon: "Can I look inside your bag?"
Me: "No".
SG: "Oh".